Dirty Text Messages
 

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Roses are red, pickles are green
I love your legs and what’s between

Cheeky Git!

Dont you just love those little dirty text messages? I do. Here are some dirty little rhymes, please add to them!

thanx!

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When i think of you
Ohh baby i get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!


Smells like fish
Tastes like chicken
Shut your face
And keep on lickin’


Beware of boys with eyes of brown
They kiss you once then turn you down
Beware of boys with eyes of green
They kiss you once and make you scream
Beware of boys with eyes of gray
They kiss you once and turn away
Beware of boys with eyes of blue
They kiss you once and ask for two


Roses are red,
Lemons are sour,
Spread your legs,
And give me an hour


Walking down the lane swinging my chain
Copper approaches asking my name
Pulled out my knife
Clickety-click
Opened his trousers
Off with his dick

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Cute. Very cute. :D

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE add to them!!!!!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Climb on my face
and ride. WoooHooo!!