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Sharni 02-22-2003 04:38 PM
A Cowboys Guide To Life.....
 
Never squat with yer spurs on.

There's two theories to arguin; with a woman; neither works.

Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger 'n you think.

Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there

The quickest way to double you money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket

Note: This is a joke and not intended to offend any cowboys :rolleyes: :D

T-S 02-22-2003 04:43 PM
Re: A Cowboys Guide To Life.....
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sharniqua
Never squat with yer spurs on.
Note: This is a joke and not intended to offend any cowboys :rolleyes: :D


Nice little disclaimer there Sharni :D

ryder 02-22-2003 05:38 PM
"never miss a good opportunity to shut up"

"always ride in the middle of the pack, those on the edges get picked out first"

"never kick fresh dung on a hot summer day"

'The easiest way to eat crow is when it’s still
warm. The colder it gets the harder it is to swallow'

'If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.'

'It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.'

'Lettin’ the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.'

'never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco'

'speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.'

and my favorite....

'There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.'

dzbuster 02-23-2003 12:03 AM
every good ranch has at least one cliff

jennaflower 02-23-2003 10:30 AM
and where is Horseman's reply???

hehehehe :)

PantyFanatic 02-23-2003 10:39 AM
OMFG!
 
Quote:
Note: This is a joke and not intended to offend any cowboys

Have we really become so hypersensitive? :rolleyes:

rabbit 02-23-2003 02:47 PM
and here's one more that I (as a REAL rider, owner of horses) like to recall and remember when I am riding....

"Keep your mind on what's between your legs!"

:D


(for me that's always easy to do.... :p)

rrrrabbit

horseman12 02-26-2003 09:20 AM
Gotta love it, LMAO, words to live by!! and no offense takin'

horseman12 02-26-2003 09:21 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by jennaflower
and where is Horseman's reply???

hehehehe :)
Darlin you know i would have to respond to this thread!!

txgrneyes 02-26-2003 09:53 PM
Damn horseman every time I see your pic...I just wish I was that saddle...and can I keep my mind on what is between your legs?

horseman12 02-27-2003 07:36 AM
txgrneyes, I do believe my ridin style would change dramatically if you were my saddle.

txgrneyes 02-28-2003 02:25 PM
Ohhhhh, I love it when you talk like that. Would you have a saddle I could sit on too? ;)

horseman12 02-28-2003 03:32 PM
in two words "hell yes"

BamaKyttn 03-03-2003 10:34 PM
"She came in with a saddle and a set of jumper cables......!"

txgrneyes 03-19-2003 01:23 AM
Sorry i have a thing for cowboys....


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