Sarcasm 101
 

A new game.....

Similar to True or False, but you should answer sarcastically...


Example...
Do you like having oral sex performed on you...

answer..
No, I would rather have root canal.


Simple, yet elegant :D enjoy.

Do you think Pixies is an awesome site?

Nah. I just hang out here and waste time because it's a boring and irritating site.

Do you look forward to the future?

Yeah, of course...I can't wait to be TOTALLY bald and incontinent!

What's the best thing about boobies?

Thanks for strating this thread STO. By studying it, I may come to understand what exactly sarcasm is. Perhaps, therefore, I can look forward to teh future.

Since I never employ sarcasm, I don't understand it at all.

How's your love-life?

It's so bad I would rather shove sharp rocks up my ass than have sex.

The women on pixies are beautiful creatures

Beautiful? They're all close-minded and uptight!

Do you like the money shot?

Hell no, I much prefer a limp, uninterested dick. Doesn't everyone?


Do you like having your breasts fondled?

Oh yeah, almost as much I like stubbing my toe.

Do you think masturbating is healthy?

Healthy?? Of course it's healthy, especially if you relish having hairy palms and/or going blind.


Do you have sex with the lights on?

Hell no, bag over her head and mine in total blackness, seeing breasts up close would give me the heeby-geebies.

Do you like a deep longing kiss?

No way! I much prefer a dry, close-mouthed peck on the cheek!


Do you love anal?

Com'n, sticking my penis in a tight lubed up hole, feeling like it is getting milked for all its worth...no way!!!

Do you enjoy long fore-play?

Anal sex?! Madam, I'd rather scrub the Space Shuttle with a tooth brush than forego such a filthy act.

*After posting I see STO has tried to steal a question OBVIOUSLY meant for me... :p*

So, how about those handcuffs, aren't they fun?

Give up control!!!, I think that being under someone elses control and tied or cuffed down is downright barbaric.

Anyone for long sweaty sex?