SNAPPY ANSWERS to DUMB QUESTIONS
 

Idea of this game is for you to ask a "dumb" question ... and the next person posts a snappy (sarcastic?) answer. Then, after you answer, you ask the next 'dumb question' for the next person. For example:

A guy is walking down the street and sees another coming his way. "Hi, out for a walk?"

The next person posting might answer:

"Nah. Just trying to see how many steps it takes to wear out the soles of my shoes."

Now ... your turn.

A lady comes into the office at 10AM and sees her boss. She asks, "Am I late?".

The boss answers, " ... "

No, we readjusted the time frame of the entire universe so you'd be on time.

"Can I ask you a question?"

Thank heavens that's out of your system now. Glad you didn't ask for two.

I see you got out your spreader and fertilizer. Are you getting ready to do some yard work?

That is a brilliant deduction Einstein!


Those are nice flowers. Did you buy them for you wife?

No, I got them to help decorate the garbage can and make it smell better.

Hey, neighbor, taking your dog for a walk?

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?


Where are you going with that picnic basket?



(this game is making me feel bad)

Hop in, I'll explain why it's getting warmer.

(after seeing someone stub his/her toe):
Did you do that deliberately?

Yes, it's such a nice way to get attention.

Is that the sun shining this morning?

No, we surgically implanted LEDs in your eyelids while you were sleeping.

(From a person just barely not falling-down drunk):
Should I have one more for the road?

Absolutely. Roads get thirsty this time of day.

Seeing a neighbor at the gas station, he asked, "Going somewhere?"

No. I'm already here.


Walking in and sitting down at the bar when the barkeep walk over and asks "Do you want a drink?"

No, I'm a priest. I'm waiting for a minister and a rabbi to join me.

And actual question I was asked when I was helping staff a wildlife education display:

"Does that owl, have like, *feathers* ?"

I would loved to have had a snappy answer, but I couldn't, because I had to run behind the display, because you're not allowed to laugh in the public's face.

I asked one once but he wouldn't answer. In fact, he seemed to think the whole question was a real "hoot" and said as much.

Is that an ant hill forming in that crack in the sidewalk?

No, it a new volcano forming...


I see your house is for sale. Are you moving?

No, the sign is just there to fool people.

Oh, I see you've intently watching whatever is on TV, do you mind if I interrupt you and tell you about my day at the office?