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Finish This Sentence…
The object of this game is for one player to start a sentence with AT LEAST 3 words which the next player must complete. While the sentence can be completed with a factual response, a much better response will be either funny, sexy, interesting, or irreverent (or better yet a combination of these).
After completing the sentence, the player then begins a new sentence (with AT LEAST 3 words) for the next player to complete. For example, if the first player were to post: “The capital of California is…” The second player could post: “…Sacramento” Now that is factual and correct, but NOT: (a) funny (unless you really know what living in Sacramento is like) (b) sexy (unless you get f---ing turned on by city names that have exactly 10 letters) (c) interesting (unless that just crystallizes in your mind that the city is near where gold was first found in California and has a great railroad museum) (d) irreverent (unless it reminds you of the politicians “working” there who make life miserable for the rest of us) So maybe a better response for the second player would be: “…not big enough for both the new governor (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and his ego.” (now I just happen to think that while not sexy or interesting, this is both funny and irreverent…but each to his own). ************************************************** ** OK to start this game off, here is the first question for the next player to complete: The party ended when… |
the party ended when.... all the beer was gone and the clothes were put back on
The best part of the morning is....... |
The best part of the morning is .... when your spouse surprises you with an oral sex wake up call. :D
What I want for Christmas is ... |
What I want for Christmas is ... my Christmas Stocking stuffed with a hottttt, sexxxy woman who gives me that morning b-j DB mentioned followed by a wild, frenzied nooner, and a slow, protracted evening lovemaking session (oh, yeah, and a digital camera to record what I’m hallucinating about right now…so, Santa, you can see I don’t want much).
My boss should do us all a favor by … |
My boss should do us all a favor by... finding another job.
The best part of my day.... |
The best part of my day … took a slight turn when I stumbled down the stairs hurrying to my major presentation, spreading the note cards for my speech about in total disorder, drenching my white shirt with the coffee I was carrying, and splitting my trousers…from there for some strange reason my day went rapidly down hill.
Drinking a bit too much liquor caused the couple to ... |
Drinking a bit too much liquor caused the couple to ... fall asleep early and miss out on their own party.
Sitting naked by the computer ... |
Sitting naked by my computer......should be what I change my middle name to! Lixy Sittingnakedbymycomputer Chick!
When push comes to shove, I will........ |
...probably fall down. "Grace" is not my middle name.
If you don't believe me, then... |
If you don't believe me, then how about buying this bridge in Brooklyn I have for sale?
The inflatable love otters came to life and... |
The inflatable love otters came to life and.......got too close to the inflatable swinging porcupines that also came to life and...well.....it's a sad story from here!
If I had a nickle for everytime someone called me.......... |
a guy I could take a vacation to Calif...... teddy is not just a guys name. :D
In a big bed all by myself................ |
Is where I can be found when I forget to tape Survivor for Mrs. WI.
The carpet burns on my knees... |
... were not formed looking for dropped coins. :D :D
Licking my lips is ... |
Licking my lips is....difficult to do when they're buried in a pussy.
Groupies can be identified by… |
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