I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight queefer!!!
 

We've all probably experienced at one time or another either you (for women) or your S/O (for men) when a woman has let out the infamous pussy fart or queef.

Just wondering what funny/emabarassing/interesting stories people had about a queef experience.

Oh and BTW, Howard Stern has a woman on his show once in a while called "Amber the Lesbian Queefer" who can pussy fart all the time, including queefing songs.

Probably not noble prize worthy talent.

I am a giggling queefer....:D :D.....break out in laughter everytime it happens!!!

The only time you gotta watch out is if they go double barreled on you.....stop drop and roll

I get sooooooooo embarassed when it happens but b/f usually understands. After all, he blames his gas on the dog or kitten! :)

Oh man, I get embarassed too.

Only indicates the seals are good and the pump is working well! ;)

Ladies, just yell out thunder...blame it on the weather

Oh My! Whatever do you mean????? LMFAO!

It usually happens for me when I am on my back and he has my legs so high that he is almost standing himself and he is pumping so fast and furious that I feel like a Michelin tire! When he lets my legs down.......yep.....sure enough I get embarassed! Even after all these years! And the ironic part of that is......a queef embarasses me.........but to "break wind" in the traditional sense........not a problem! I spent 9 years with my first S/O and never passed a peep in front of him. I lived in agony! LOL! So I have vowed............never again!

OK.....OK...TMI, right? OMG....when will I ever learn to shut up????

LOLOL Lixychick! I, too, can fart without blushing but queefing makes me want to bury my head under the pillows!

I have only heard it will plunging to the depths with fury and find it only makes for more enjoyment.

Just like the slapping noise of the bodies coming together the queef is a punctuation mark. A high point of the experience.

Love it.

Pussy farts keep 'em cumming

the only bad time was when i was going down on my gf and she did it and blew juices all over me, but then we realized how fuckin funny it was...

queefs are cool.

Well it's nice to hear the guys think it's cool. LOL

I do not:
queef
fart
burp
belch
sweat
perspire
get the vapors
or anything that may be considered in the least bit unlady like
:D:D:p

*uncrosses her fingers*

We believe you, Lilith!!! LOLOLOL

Dear me, could I post to this queef thread any more?!?! Er, yes, yes, I could!

I myself, have never had one......hehehe

I thought pussy farts were caused by too much "9 Lives' Tuna & Liver"