Fav. Sex term
 

of all the sex lingo we've written & read, what's ur favorite?

Fav's
 

My favorite euphemisms for sex... Well my all time favorite comes from Shakespeare's Othello. "Making the beast with two backs..."

I've always been fond of the term "pearl necklace" as well.

Hmm fucking just always worked for me ;)

Fav
 

Fang you got.........

There is nothing like a "pearl necklace"

:D

i'd have to agree with fang "pearl necklace" is great term. i also like the sex euphemism...."shag"......i always get a laugh or two out of "bumping uglies".

silly term....
 

Horizontal Mambo

Hey, like the Bob Segar song, "The Horizontal Bop"!

Swallowing the swan.

Hey...
 

while men get the "stroking the salami" and "spanking the monkey" and "choking the chicken"...my fav slang for female masturbation is....

Flipping the Bean


Ophelia

Don't forget playing "hide the salami"

or even "playing DR"

On that note...
 

Nut...

How about I play "hide YOUR salami" and you can play "Flip MY bean" (or better yet...lick my bean!)

Ophelia

I'd play 'lick your bean' Ophelia!! :p :p

Im with Soul...
 

Bumping uglies is my all time favorite.

Confusus say, "man who lay woman on ground have peice on earth."

Re: On that note...
 

Now who am I to complain about an idea such as that....???


Sounds like GREAT fun Ophelia.

I'm just a bit dissapointed that I didn't come up with it on my own.
:)

How bout some new math... instead of 69, try 16...

because 16 divided by 2 means you both get 8...

LOL,
scotzoidman.

took me a minute there but I got it.

2 can chew :D :p

Also...my favortie term for blow job is...... Honking on BoBo!!:D :D

Scotz...
 

I personally like 77

Cause I get 8 more! ;)

Ophelia

Ophelia
 

In the nicest possible way, I get the feeling you enjoy

being a "has-bean".

Sorry, couldn't resist. (Bean envy)

Heres one...
 

Laying some pipe

In the hardware section
 

We are rennovating my houe and my best friend keeps teasing my hubby about his many trips to the hardware store for "trim" ~~~~~~~>Lilith

OMG Diva... 1st thing that springs to mind is...
a local kid's show from my youth - between Popeye cartoons, host works with a hand puppet named BoBo - and kids in the studio audience were invited to come up and "honk BoBo's nose"!

my favorite sex term is anyone who

"Does NUTWORLD" :)

Just a ?
 

Can you tell us who have not been there how "Nutworld" differs from "Disneyworld"? I am plannng my vacation and am trying to decide on a destinaion.:D ~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

Lots more rides at Disney world, but Nutworld has no cartoon characters come to life..

Nutworld only has one thing "that comes to life" but it sure can be ridden.

Does it take quarters or tokens?????? :p :D :D ;)

No charge for any of the Pixies ladies.

So leave your tokens, quarters and B/F's or Husbands at home.
;)

Vacation Plans
 

You can bet when I plan my itinerary(sp?) Nutworld will be my first stop!~~~~~~~~>Lilith (big mice scare me anyway) :p

best place
 

Lilith,
If you don't mine me adding my 2 cents worth...Disneyworld might be fun, but I think Nutworld would be a lot for more fun with a lot more things to do and see....he he he

Nutworld is now Open for business!!!

Special discount rates available.

Call your local travel agent ( or better yet Nutworld) for details.

dress code
 

Now we all know that FL is a warm place and know that shorts and a T-short would be appropriate dress...but in Nutworld, what would the dress code be??

hhhmmm......think it might get a little nipply......he he he

Hey Nut...
 

You said to leave boyfriends and husbands at the door...

but can I still bring my girlfriend(s)???


Just wondering!

Ophelia

Ophelia,

The more the merrier. !!!

OK I've done enough reading for today. Now I think it's time to "snap my raddish";)

how bout "straightening my line".

I like'dining at the Y' 'munching furburger' and have to gibe you my favourite confusous saying
'Woman who fly upside down in plane bound to have crack up'
LOL

I don't care what you call it, just GIMME SOME!!!!!!:D

I have always been partial to riding the baloney (bologna whatever :) ) pony