Masterbation Name Game
 

I know there are a million Smut games that we are all trying to keep up with, but here's another ...

Names or phrases for masterbation.

I'll start.


PULLING THE GOALIE:redghost:

jerking off

Polishing the Bishop

bobbing the knob

Submitted in Ophelia's absence~~~~~~

Flicking the bean:):D:p

Making the one-eyed worm cry

Interrogating the prisoner

Waxing the dolphin

Finally;something concerning;one of my favorite passtimes;
Hand Job Irish
P.S.Practice makes perfect!

Jerkin' your gherkin

pulling the purple seahorse ...that one is just when aqua does it :D:D:D

slithering up the snake

Boppin' the Bologna

There;was a young lad named Durkin
Who was;always jerkin his gerkin
His Father said:"Durkin;Stop jerkin your gerkin
Your gerkins for furkin;not jerkin!
Irish
P.S.Don't blame me.Mispent youth.

local-motion

beaten the meat

walking the dog

taking five

cleaning the arteries

polishing my boots

one man band

aerobics

saying hello to peter

shaking hands with my friend

self medicating

making mr johanson and the dumbrowski twins earn their keep

"the usual"

takin care of bidness

polishing the porpose

*Going Blind*

Pulling the Taffy

Waxing the carrot

Pulling the pud

Pounding the pud

Spankin the monkey

Date with Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters

Crankin and Wankin

Moaning alone cause no one is home

Launching the rocket

Blind date

Passion pull

Flogging the stone bologna

Geeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz!!......I have a million of um and don't ya know.........I have amnesia now! I wonder if that is a side effect of "Wettin the Woozle"????

Mrs. Lix...........(teehee)

P.S. I noticed that StrngSilentType and I have had a lot to think about!.........OMGGGGGG! I need to get a life or write a book!

slapping the salami

seeing 'Palm'ala anderson or mrs michigan

pounding the pud

Clobbin' the Kialbasa

Teasing the Kitty

Taking a trip to the Kit Kat club

Playing the Clitmonica

Self exploration

Making a date with THUMBalina and her four friends :)

A female friend of mine refers to it as
Polishing my fingernails

My ex-girlfriend called it:

"Making my pussy purr."

Boxing the Clown

strokin'

Floggin' the log :)

Coaxing the cum :)

Fingerin' the folds :)

For all the ladies:

Diddling the Doorway (Forgot where I heard this one) :)

finger-banging for the ladies

and

i gotta straighten something out for the fellas

gettin head from HANDgela

spanking the monkey

For the Ladies:

Double clicking the mouse :D

See now y'all know why in the 50's a girls excuse not to go on a date was cause she was "washing her hair"