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hhhhheeeeeellllllllpppppp!!!!!!!!!???????????

umm ok help on what rofl

Help is on the way as soon as we find out what the emergency is lmao

If we guess what the problem is, do we get a bonus?

isnt that a song by the beatles????

whats your prob im sure some one here will be able to help you.

Help???????

Did you use crazy glue instead of lotion Kampfer?????? :D :D

maybe his keyboard broke ?!?!?!?!?!?!

Diva,

That was a different song "Stuck on You"

Maybe he used Vicks Vapo Rub instead of Vaseline....That's NO FUN!!! :eek: :eek:
Ask me how I know! LOL;)

Ok, Sugarsprinkles , How Do you know?Come On Give the details...LoL

Maybe Kampfer was in the middle of looking at one of our lovely pixies ladies pictures and when he shot his load it hit the monitor and it shorted it out

This is what happens when a too eager guy doesn't bother to turn on the bathroom light and thinks he's grabbing the Vaseline and grabs the Vicks.
And let me tell you IT BURNS LIKE HELL!!!!!!
Happened when I was 16 or 17 and I can still feel that damn burning when I think about it.

Sugarsprinkles,
I know at the time it wasn't funny but Now LOL!

damn! that's almost like handling the member after you have been cooking with Habanero peppers!!!

(the moral of the story is to wear gloves!)

LOL @ MilkToast

It must have hurt!

WATCH OUT FOR THE ICY HOT!!!

And how do you know about the ICY HOT, Master????
Is there another story here???
Am I not the only one here who has suffered this type of pain???Wouldn't wish it on anyone, but it would be nice to have company. LOL:D

Icy-Hot is some ill shit, knew a guy that got dared to jerk off with it, then he started screaming and rubbing ice on his dick..... same guy got expelled for shaving his head to look like the school headmaster (who happened to be a monk.....)


B_U_M_P!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've stuppidly rubbed my eye after chopping chili peppers! No genital touching, though!

Had a buddy go down on his wife with chew in his mouth and got some in her pussy. She beat him up one side and down the other. So she would check him before he went down again.

Soooo funny!!!!
 

Hi all.

I don't know anything about ICY HOT, or HOT PEPPERS, but one rather interesting night my b/f at the time got up to dribble melted wax on me but wasn't thinking at the time. He tilted the candle over to blow it out and all the wax went down his stomache and right on his had been erection!!!!!!

I don't think he was into the hot wax thing at all!!!!!!

Let's just say he never walked past a candle without shivering again!

Everyones stories brought that one back for me. It's rather funny now!!!! ;)

Know first thing about the hot peppers thing, or salsa or anything spicy. My ex just had it on his fingers(not even visibly) and omg the burning was awful, after trying to figure out why, we realized he had eaten mexican for dinner....quick fix....milk...It does a body good in more ways than one.*wink*