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WildIrish 04-03-2013 01:29 PM

Survey says...
 
The average American adult has sex 120 times a year.

The average American male masturbates 144 times per year. That's 2.76 times per week, for those of you in Rio Linda.

They also say that 64% of women achieved an orgasm during their last encounter. That number shocked me.

27% of men indicate their favorite sexual position is missionary, followed closely by 24% preferring doggy style. I'm kinda fond of woman-on-top, myself, but these are two great alternatives. :D

54% of men think about sex several times per day. The remaining 46% are not Pixies.

85% of women like their partner's penis. The other 15% are married to tall, thin, balding Irishmen.

Oldfart 04-03-2013 07:26 PM

WildIrish, you know that 57.457% of statistics are made up on the spot. The other 3/4 may be true.

dicksbro 04-04-2013 03:30 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WildIrish
54% of men think about sex several times per day. The remaining 46% are not Pixies.

Only 54%? :yikes:

Even among non-Pixies that seems quite low. I would have guessed 98.6% including Pixies and something around 92.4% of non-Pixies.

This is serious.

How do you walk down the street or watch TV without thinking about sex? :confused:





:D

PantyFanatic 04-04-2013 06:15 AM

What is "not thinking about sex"? :confused:

Oldfart 04-04-2013 06:55 AM

What other people do, PF.

WildIrish 04-05-2013 01:00 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Oldfart
WildIrish, you know that 57.457% of statistics are made up on the spot. The other 3/4 may be true.


Statistics make me so friggin horny.

Lilith 04-05-2013 03:31 PM

Have I got a bell curve for you ;)

Oldfart 04-05-2013 11:22 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith
Have I got a bell curve for you ;)


Ring it, Lil! LOL

dicksbro 04-06-2013 02:00 AM

Does it go dong in the dark? :)

Lord Snow 04-06-2013 02:12 AM

I'm sure it'd be fun to bang in the dark.

WildIrish 04-11-2013 09:22 AM

I work pretty close to two nuclear power plants (or nuculear, if you're from Texas) so it won't be long before I glow in the dark.

Oldfart 04-11-2013 09:33 AM

Nucular, a term only Americans understand. LOL

WildIrish 04-11-2013 12:39 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Oldfart
Nucular, a term only Americans understand. LOL



Wouldn't that make it vernucular? :confused:

Oldfart 04-11-2013 06:28 PM

Yup.

WildIrish 05-02-2013 12:43 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WildIrish
The average American adult has sex 120 times a year.



I'm behind schedule. I'm 1/3 of the way through the year and am at 24.

Oldfart 05-02-2013 07:03 PM

Trending towards the summer surge. Keep the faith.

WildIrish 05-03-2013 08:25 AM

My solution is more of a geographical nature than a seasonal one. :p

dicksbro 05-04-2013 03:12 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by PantyFanatic
What is "not thinking about sex"? :confused:

Deep sleep. :shrug:


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