Survey says...
The average American adult has sex 120 times a year.
The average American male masturbates 144 times per year. That's 2.76 times per week, for those of you in Rio Linda. They also say that 64% of women achieved an orgasm during their last encounter. That number shocked me. 27% of men indicate their favorite sexual position is missionary, followed closely by 24% preferring doggy style. I'm kinda fond of woman-on-top, myself, but these are two great alternatives. :D 54% of men think about sex several times per day. The remaining 46% are not Pixies. 85% of women like their partner's penis. The other 15% are married to tall, thin, balding Irishmen. |
WildIrish, you know that 57.457% of statistics are made up on the spot. The other 3/4 may be true.
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Only 54%? :yikes: Even among non-Pixies that seems quite low. I would have guessed 98.6% including Pixies and something around 92.4% of non-Pixies. This is serious. How do you walk down the street or watch TV without thinking about sex? :confused: :D |
What is "not thinking about sex"? :confused:
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What other people do, PF.
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Statistics make me so friggin horny. |
Have I got a bell curve for you ;)
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Ring it, Lil! LOL |
Does it go dong in the dark? :)
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I'm sure it'd be fun to bang in the dark.
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I work pretty close to two nuclear power plants (or nuculear, if you're from Texas) so it won't be long before I glow in the dark.
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Nucular, a term only Americans understand. LOL
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Wouldn't that make it vernucular? :confused: |
Yup.
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I'm behind schedule. I'm 1/3 of the way through the year and am at 24. |
Trending towards the summer surge. Keep the faith.
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My solution is more of a geographical nature than a seasonal one. :p
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Deep sleep. :shrug: |
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