Pussy Thief
 

ok why does my pussy steal the condom sometimes? it's really kinda embaressing to move from atop my darling man and hear the quiet pop that tells me that i've once again stolen the condom. It hasn't happened after anal just when I'm on top of him .....

Use some duct tape and tape it on that should help.

and if that doesn't work, try thumb tacks.
















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Have you considered the SOFA(r) Swinger, the new and improved Scotz/OldFart Appliance? This is a pair of suspenders shaped to clip to the condom and hold it on.

While this still has some developmental issues to meet and surpass, it is probably still more comfortable than thumbtacks or velcro.

It has pockets for lube and a cellphone preset for 911 (just in case).

I'll need to conduct an indepth observational study. It's a close, hands on approach to therapy that's quite effectual to furthering my expertise on such matters! :blink:

A man went to buy condoms....

The cashier said 'that will be $4.50 with tax.'

The man replied 'oh i want the kind that rolls on'.



:)



(tax - tacks........ bad joke)



:D

Well the good news is, I'd have built in pleasure studs if I use thumb tacks. However, that would put holes in the condom and I don't want kids so that doesn't work. So far my vote is for the duct tape. LOL

maybe the condom is too big.

try going down a size.

:D
*runs away before she gets flayed*

I suggest use of a staple gun.

Now that I have stopped laughing at all these suggestions! My guess is you might want a serious response.

A couple things come to mind (and I will be honest and say it has been a long time since I have used a condom - IUD for the win!) try a different size or brand...make sure that the condom is rolled down far enough that it is not pulling away from the penis. Maybe make sure you are not leaving to much of a tip perhaps?

That being said...I love the suspender idea with the lube and pockets for other enjoyables ;-)

just said what we were all thinkin' ;) :p

:thumbs: super glue?

You might also try lube...it could be a friction issue.

On a (little) more serious note, I suspect that since it only happens when you're on top, maybe you're staying in the saddle a little too long after the fireworks...I know, that afterglow is a wonder to feel, but as you enjoy the moment, he's shrinking & you're getting tighter...it's like a perfect storm...


Or maybe it's just an explanation for the term "snatch"...

Scotz, I think you might have hit it on the head there (figuratively). It doesn't happen every time she's on top either. Which it seems she conveniently left out that fact.

nope they're the right size.... Nope not a friction issue >blush<..... I admit to stayin on too long but after my boom and then his I just kinda zone and enjoy......... I put the condom on, sometimes with my mouth :kisser: I think I'm doing it right..... we could use hot glue or solder?

I have had it happen with one other lover before, and it happened before the fireworks for him and he never even tried to help me get off.... I think with him it may have been a friction issue, where I don't need foreplay with LS I needed it with this guy...... didn't get it. anyay not only did my pussy keep the condom I think he packed it in...........had to go spelunking and the damn thing was tight on him, I was afraid he was going to break the condom like the incredible hulk......IDK why I let him near me with that thing

HAHAHA......... thanks all for the early morning laugh!!!

Bama sweetie.. I think I can hear LS now............. "hey honey..... do that thing with your pussy again!" :D

You can always stretch it out over his balls too!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or put it on and then a cock ring!

How about a hose clamp?


I'd suggest a padlock, but I remember what happened when I did that.

MY PUSSY WILL NOT STRETCH TO FIT OVER HIS BALLS



>runs off to sulk <

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Umm I think they meant the condom not your pussy... :)

LOL....... I love you guys!!


I seem to recall reading somewhere that some guys use lube under a condom. I don't know why. But if he's slippery from your mouth on him just before putting on it on, that might be enough to cause it slipping off him. And if you stay on a while after with fluids dripping out or drying up, the condom would stick to you. Dunno, just a thought.

But I like the suck before the.....well you know.

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Ok hate to be the wet blanket here but nothing is 100 % if you really don't want to conceive then stay away from penile penetration or tighten the hose clamp really tight sorry LS

a sense of loss...
 

*AHEM*
I have "lost" a few condoms. Several reasons.

1. Using a lubed condom. I don't use them usually, as I am more than wet enough, but I have noticed they are MUCH more likely to be left behind after we're done.
2. Waiting to long to disengage from one another. He shrinks, so the condom slides off when I move.
3. Also, there's the *blushing* vaginal muscle spasm issue. When he slides out of me, sometimes it provides me with a brief bit of stimulation and I sort of "clamp down" involuntarily (honest!) when he pulls out, and I keep the condom. Especially when we wait too long after he cums.
4. It also happens more often during doggy style and reverse cowgirl. I have no idea why.


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