I'm headed to Walmart
 

ya need anything?

Yes I know , I hate that I shop there too but they have every damn thing under the sun in one place.

The common conversation at my house goes like this

Me: I'm going to Walmart do you need anything?

Most Honorable(Smart Assed) Son #1: Yes, toothpaste and the cure for cancer










So is there anything you need while I'm going??????

Ugh!!!! I just got back from Wal Mart about a half hour ago.


And believe it or not, I actually remembered to get everything that was on my list....................... which was sitting here on my kitchen table. :rofl:

Wait until they open their health clinics manned by PA's and CRNA's, you'll be able to pick up the latest communicable illness also. But I have to agree they do have it all which is a real bonus with the ever increasing gas prices that necessitate consolidated shopping.

Can i get some Coke and haagen daaz, Any without alcohol will be super, Cheers!

Nah, I've been there twice since Friday and my man will go again on Monday for the weekly grocery and MILF spotting.

I need some Redi Whip.................make it two, one for my strawberries and one for other stuff. :D

Please and Thanks!!

Please pick up a couple cans of coffee.



(I'm down to 6 cans :yikes: )

assssssstroglide and an end to childhood hunger.

My wife knows the checkers at wally world on a first name basis and is there at least twice a week.But she forgot to get my dvd if you would I would like "Second Hand Lion"with Robert Duvall and Michale Caine please

btw.

while the kids and i were at the 'rents i had to get a dvd player, a board game, ziplock baggies, smokes and size 8 little boy dress shoes.

it was snowing.

guess where i went. :p

Florida?

I survived. The great thing about this Walmart is that there is a Starbucks nearby. :D

The bad thing, only 2 of the 24 registers were open.

did you get my asssssssstroglide?

Nope. I'm hoping you'll post a story about the rough lubeless anal you were forced to endure due to my forgetting to pick it up. ;)

quite manipulative of you.

:brows: I know

Let's see of you head out again would you pick up the following:

Dog collar
Ping pong paddle
Massager
Cucumber
Astroglide

I just want to know what the cashier says or does when those are the only things in your cart.

What makes you think she hasn't tried it just for kicks?

What would make it even better is to tell the cashier to "make it fast, he's gonna figure out how to untie his ropes if I don't get back soon"...


I need new houseshoes, & a can of whirled peas.



And explain to me this: our new WM has the doors clearly marked "Enter" & "Exit", in English & Spanish, in large letters, yet I nearly get trampled every time I go in or out...does anybody know how to translate into Dumbass?

/me wonders what whirled peas are.

it's what happens after you flush.

:eek:

Say it out loud a few times.

It'll come to ya...

:banghead:

Yes, she's being a pain in the ass.

Would you expect less?

We'll discuss this in July.

Should I bring you a beer mug that lights up?

I only buy beauty products there....I really HATE going, so I stock up every few months on Olay soap, Pantene, razors, conditioner, etc. Oh - and Tylenol. You get raped on Tylenol everywhere, but it's better at Wally World.

Oh. ...............:o










I thought you said PANTIES :tear:

Just got back from Wal-mart's sister store...Sam's Club. Bought a 48 ct box of andy Capp's Hot Fries.

:p

ha ha. I lurv hot fries.

Can I feed some to ya sometime???

:D

Is that the one they wouldn't sell me back in 2006?

I have hunted and hunted for one for you but have not found one. :p


Rabbit :bite:

More bad things about my trip to WallyWorld, that^^^ was one thing...considering how many times I nearly got trampled, I'd hate to be there when it's busy enough for them to open up another fickin register.

Another bad: while they're supposed to have nearly everything under the sun, so I don't have to waste gas going somewhere else, why is it nearly impossible find anything?

Last but not least: found some really comfy houseshoes there couple of years back, protect my nearly-numb toes from household objects without constricting or hurting, & cheap enough to replace when I wear them out after 3-4 months/10,000 miles whichever comes first. Now they haven't had them on the racks for several months, looks like they never will again. Think I'm gonna find an associate wandering around so I can ask when they'll ever be back? Maybe when pigs fly out of my butt...

ROFLMAO

I first read that as "some comfy horseshoes"

I did too^^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nay.

:roflmao: ^^^

motor oil please