"Things that make you go hmmm",,,
 

A Tigers Skin is striped,as well as its fur. :yikes: What makes you go hmmm?,,,Crazeeeeeeeeeeee,,,,

The gregarious nature of humans.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Obviously you've never dealt with a 3 month old bottle of Gorilla Glue.

It does...

If that was any sadder they'd call for a worldwide day of mourning.

Hmmmmm

About 40 below is the same in both temperatures.

How can there be self-help "groups"?



Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?



Why is a boxing ring square?

Why do people tell you to "look it up in the dictionary" when you need help spelling a word? If I could find it in the dictionary, I wouldn't need help spelling it, would I?

Psst...

I have a dictionary that has the misspelled word first then gives you the corrected spelling

Why is the word for a speech impediment spelled LISP?

And the one I asked WildIrish just recently...How do you throw away a trash can?

Why is something sent by truck called a "shipment", when something sent by boat is "cargo"?

Hey! We gotta know!

More hmmm,,,?
 

:huh: If the universe has No edges or Center,,,, :confused: Crazeeeee,,,,

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

hmmmmm......????

Yeah...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???

How far butterflies migrate yet Jet Blue has trouble getting off the ground

People that are told to "pull themselves together" seldom can...

If it's "I before E except after C," how come a smart guy like Albert Einstein got it wrong in his name?

...twice!

A wolf's howl doesn't make an echo. It's just the right pitch not to. The pack would get disoriented in a valley or canyon if the howl echoed.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

A howl is a long sound, and the echo gets lost in the fore-sound.

Exceptions to the rules?
 

Does that mean the Words; Reciept, Recieve are Misspelled?hmmm? Crazeeeeeeeeeee,,,,,,,

If it walks like a Duck?
 

I seen on a Nature Channel once that a Ducks Quack is un-echoable due to the same phonetic feature somehow,,,hmmmm? Crazeeeeeeee,,,,,,,

No, they were created to fuck up students.

Why do we drive on a roadway and park on a driveway?

If a donkey is an ass
and a ram is a sheep
then why is a ram in the ass a goose?

^ lol ^ hmmm.... ^



Can fat people go skinny-dipping? hmmm......

:huh:

Well...sorry to be the one to point this out CW...but you spelled them wrong. They are actually spelled receipt and receive.

Again...sorry!

Lixy, you shouldn't have to apologise for being right. (& thanks for saving me the trouble of defending my own post) :x:

While I'm thinking about it:

Why does a woman have a pair of panties, & only one bra? Isn't that a little bassackwards?

Just Checking
 

Thank You, but in my defence, I was using Lilith's "Dicktionary", My most humble apologizes,Please to forgive me, (Damn Public Schools,I knew I dropped out to early),,, :roflmao: Crazeeeee,,,,

Ironic,hmmm?
 

:kissass: Why is an "Asteroid" in the "outer Hemisphere", and a "Hemorrhoid" on your "Ass"? Something to do with "Deep Space"?,hmmm,,, Crazeeeeeeeee,,,,,,,,

"Deep Space"..... hmmm.... LOL.



Why is dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Yet lemon juice has artificial flavor. hmmm....

:loveshowe YVW hunny bunches of oats!

As to your last query? There are two cheeks and two booblicles (word...is now!)...and so I don't get your point??!!??

^^^ /me is stirring it up to see what happens *giggle*

I guess the point is that for the most part the panties are just covering one hoo-hoo, but it takes a pair to do it...but one bra covers a pair of boobages...

Yes, it does.

Last night I was completely unable to understand this post...I admit I stared at it for about 5 minutes and gave up.

This morning it makes perfect sense. Amazing what "sleeping on it" does for a person.

:D ;) :rofl:

Correction:

A 'pair' of panties brings together her ass and my face. :tongue:











:licker:

"I before E,..........except after C"

Just one more example of the arbitrary language :shrug:



What does a Polish person ask for when they want a can of shoe polish? :sad:

What do American Indian paratroopers yell when they jump out of an airplane?