I want to be NAUGHTY!
 

I've been in a time deficit recently, but I WANT to be naughty. I just find I've been running out of energy to do anything very sexy. I'll lay down and plan on having an orgasm, and then I fall asleep before I get there....

...I think I am turning into an old, dried up husk of a woman. :rofl:


Here's my question ~~~

If I wanted to engage in a little low-commitment naughtiness, what would you recommend I try?

It depends, are you talking "steppin' out on hubby" naughty or "something I can fit into my time constraints" naughty?

Yes, with me! Speaking strictly for myself, It's the spirit. I hope you're one of the fortunate ones whom has the will and the freedom to assert self to the little pleasures that keep the spices in lifes varieties!!
I'll be there in a frame.
Now, What did I do with that can of movie magic? That instant appearance stuff.
:irish: :booty: :p

I think she may be talkin' "not necessarily getting to the orgasm" naughty. Is that it osuche?

I suggest heading upstairs a few minutes early. Light a scented candle and dim the lights.

Lay in the center of the bed, with pillows propping you in a very comfortable position.

Put on a blindfold. Put in some ear plugs. Lay there for a few minutes before doing anything and just take in the silence...the darkness...the solitude.

Let your hands wander slowly, with no real purpose. Feel your body, and feel it responding to your touch. Your skin tickles, your nipples stiffen a little, and warmth slowly spreads across your body. Eminating from your core.

Eventually, your hands will wander to the moist folds of your most intimate of areas. Your secret place that you long to have serviced...to have worshipped. Your fingers will trace the outlines of your lips, relishing the slipperyness before beginning the achingly familiar dance across your clit. Soon your breath is roaring in your ears, and the darkness is interupted by the bright flash of your climax.

And your arms go limp by your sides. Your heart slows and your breath evens out.

A calm settles over you, and your tiredness returns. Don't fight it, just let it take you away.

With luck, you'll never know he saw any of it. You'll never know he was desperately struggling to stay quiet as his fist became a blur in his lap. And how he had to bite his lip to keep from moaning out loud when he came.

Until you slip in the puddle tomorrow morning. :p

Enjoy the night and report back in the morning.

Goddam WI. That was a good one. OK osuche, your turn! :nana:

um yeah, what WI said. :hot:

Well, it's easier to do *nothing* than to do something.

What if I just wore a skirt to work and let everyone know that there was no underwear on underneath. Perhaps the one I have with the looooooong slit up the side?

Maybe if I just PM'ed a couple of people and told my husband that I'd forgotten my morning thong?

Do you think that would be just a little bit naughty? ;)

That sounds like a nice little bit o' naughty. ;)

I'm sure that if you PMed PF to tell him that you were not wearing any panties, he would think you were being very naughty, and under dressed.

Ummmmm.... PICK ME please to PM!!!!!!!!! :molest:

Pic me, pic me!!!

Get it! Don't just TELL me you're not wearing underwear, but show me! ;)

And yes, it'd be naughty and oh so hot!

Is today the day?

Hope she gets pics...as CTG suggested!

Don't tell PF that you're not wearing any, for god's sake.

The knowledge that there's an extra pair in the house would probably be enought to force PF to drive across the country to break in and free them.

Fly little ones, be free!!

LOL


PF...the Panty Liberator! Such a noble cause too! :D

Yeah, and he could put them in the bag with the other 30-
000 pairs. :p

I am wearing a skirt....but with the thong. ;)

I was thinking Monday was a better day to go panty-less :D

PF will be relieved.

Rumor has it he much prefers to liberate them directly from the owner's body. :slurp:

I thought most places have a casual Friday policy...does your place have a no-underwear Monday policy?

Today I have other naughty thoughts....Like how would it be to have steamy hot athletic sex on the gym room floor?

Or...even better...what if one of my breasts just happened to peek out form my low-cut top while I am at my interview today?

Then you'd have to write a story. :D

With pictures.






















(And self-imposed bans on pictures are hereby suspended, by order of the Grand Pooh-Bah - I LOVE your breasts!!)






















Pretty Please?



DM

i like this line of thinking!

Or if you didn't wear a bra at all so your hard nipples made a statement as you walked into the room! :wtp:

Do you get the feeling that these ^^^^ peeps wanna see some skin?

I'm betting that you'd get the job...

Bugger it......... so, what gave us away then?!?!?!?!

:D:D:D:D

DM

Something nicely naughty could be like maybe writing a name in bright red lipstick on those moist pink lips down there and telling her or him!!!!

The road to naughtiness is PCH. I'll be down here in Santa Monica with the cure.

Have you tried a set of BenWa Balls? or Love Balls?


I have a pair and sometime if I feel like being naughty and not putting alot of effort into it. It does make me have that something during the day. You know like a sexy secret that only I know. And the good thing about them is you are also able to exercise your muscles and get a little pleasure for the time that you have them in. Also all you have to do when you want them out is just go to the restroom...and place them in your purse.

Then if you have had them in for the most part of the day then you will be worked up at night and might be able to orgasm faster that night with out having to put alot of effort into them.


Also I have a HELPING HAND VIBRATOR that gets me off soooo fast. I am talking less than 5-6 minutes. IT IS REALLY GOOD. I really recommend it.

Just my thoughts.

Nat

So... this was Monday... did you go commando, you Naughty Girl?
:wtp:

Naughty
 

Ah! Thinkin of going commando to work, Whish I worked with you, sounds like you may have some naughty fun at work----Showing with only eyes allowed could really get one warmed up for some lovin----Hubby could be thrilled when you come home from a day in commando mode, and jump his bone . :loveshowe Primed from a day free and jucie redy.
I envy your hubby , you got balls , go girl go.

I don't recall getting any after-action reports on this. :slurp:

How'd it go? :hot:

I chickened out on both accounts....

But when I start my new job, I plan to have sex plastered up against the window of my 13th floor office in downtown San Francisco. :D

Rats, if I could make it out to Frisco, I'd ask for the address and see if there wasn't another building across the street at least 13 stories tall. :D

That works!

BTW, congrats on your new job!

:D

Yeah, me too! Hope it's everything you hope it will be! :x: