What would you invent???
 

If you could have a magic wand of some sort and make it go *poof* - what would appear??? (Apart from enough food to feed everyone in the world and the such - be selfish!)

Right now I would invent either microwave popcorn that doesn't burn, or a microwave that doesn't burn popcorn!!!

At this minute, a magic pill that will make my belly as flat as Pixiesprites in less than one hour!

*POOF* "Well Hello there sexy Mayhem! OMG I love it when you *poof* on over here! Now Babe, hold on, cuz i'm gonna get ya! (insert any of Mayhem's fantasies here) "








this really sucks being away from him for so long....

A jetpack like the Jetsons!

I'd clone myself so I could get all this stuff done, and have time for *me*

A child that keeps her room clean.

Imaginewithme, Put me down for a carton of those pills when you come up with them

i think just in case make that 2 cartons

I will also take IWM's invention *girl you are going to be soooooo rich!* and I will take Soda's invention.

I'm not awake enough to think of my own invention. Maybe later. :D

A teleporter and some GOOD toys for men for when we have to take care of things our self.

I'd have a 'conception pill' as opposed to a 'contraceptive' one.

And they'd come in two colours, pink and blue, so you could choose. :p

And then about 9 months after that I'd have an amazingly powerful painkilling pill with no side effects and no need for nasty needles etc

And then after that I'll go for IWM's pill to make my stomach as flat as PixieSprite's!

a way to make pills able to be swallowed without water. with all the pills peeps are poppin', i'll be as loaded as iwm.
:p:D

nm
i just remembered they al;ready have dissolving pills.



fuck.
i wasted my invention wand wave.

pssssst...wish for an invention wand! :D

you mean i get to wave my wand more than once????!!

I waved mine twice yesterday...apparently I was wishing for a sticky mess. :D

i'll bet it came true, too.

lol...ok ok ... that one was bad


bonjour :D

Bonjour wyndhy...Comment allez vous?

A big RED button

When you push it,the person that pissed you off the most that day

EXPLODES

You can use this as a template for designing it!


But remember...this one doesn't do anything. :D

IT will!!!...Thanks Wild!

i have noclue what you said but it better be dirty!
:p
:D

We'll pretend it's French for something disgustingly perverted.

Getting back tot he theme of this thread:

Not I, but a close friend of mine, wants to invent a solution for the extra arm problem when you're trying to snuggle someone side-by-side in bed.

Cold Fusion so I could tell all the utilities companys and oil companys to go to hell

I'd probably invent a really good tasting no-calorie cheeseburger...so I could enjoy them all day long

OMG you've reminded me of something I've wanted for ages - detachable breasts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's what I'd invent!

So you could take them off for sleeping.....(I sleep on my stomach - not easy when you're generously endowed)....have a 'sports pair' a 'strapless top' pair, a set for everyday use, and a...er....'leisure' pair......a separate set for when you're breast feeding, that could be attached to other people if necessary....OMG the possibilities are endless!

A way to create free first class airline tickets so my wife and I could fly around the world meeting Pixies.

A means to mass produce SOFAs.

/me respectfully requests to borrow one of Lou's breasts for self-gratification. :D

One?!?!?!?!

What the heck are you going to do with one?!

*wanders off trying to imagine how a one breasted titty-fuck works*

I'd (re)invent the way back machine.

I'm thinking two years should do it.

OMG Lou! that is THEE best idea! I wanted a pair of detachable breasts when i was playing Amazon woman and my blasted boob got in the way and ended up with terrible bruising.

along the lines of detachable body parts---LOL---not what you are thinking :D I wanted a detachable pregnant belly when i was preggers. Damn thing got in the way. I remember thinking that it would be nice if i could either have it as a backpack for a while, especially for comfy stomach sleeping, or let someone else be preggers for a while so i could rest!

I've changed my vote to something that can immediately cure a sore throat.

I'm convinced I'd make millions

Reminds me that Gallagher once suggested we should all have detachable arms, since they just get in the way when we go to bed...then he pointed out that would present a problem in how would you take the second arm off?

*plugs fingers in ears*

Lah lah lah...lah lah lah......not listening to anything that's going to put me off being preggers!!!!!!!!!!!

Put your hand between your feet and stand up?


The real question is how do you put it back on! lmao

Perhaps I should invent some kind of "detachable limb rack" that holds all of your body parts in a way that lets you click them back on.

Now...what should I use as a model for my "detachable penis holder"?

Each birthday you get a new detachable arm, a masturbation arm, a woodwork arm, a cooking arm, and so on.

Then you need to invent a battery pack so it can continue it's job after you detach the arm.

Getting your rocks off while you make a sandwich on a table you're finishing off, and taking notes about it .

Multitasking or what??

Awesome!!!!!
I've never loved comfy stomach sleeping so much as I do now!!!

Also, thank God for my flip flops, cuz the belly wouldn't let me tie any shoes!