do me now, do me hard, do me by remote control
 

anyone ever experiment with remote wireless vibrating panties, eggs or plugs? how loud are they exactly? do you think the people at the next table over would hear an unusual yet somehow arousing whirring noise as they contemplated their fettucini carbonara? :D

i'm not asking for myself, mind you. it's for a totally different bigbad and wyndhy ;)

roflmao Wyn...Tell Wyn and Bigbad #2 that we want pics!

sure will...i plan on speaking to them tonight :grin:

well maybe you...er I mean they should eat somewhere noisy just in case :p

Ummm....errrrr......done the experiment, purely in the interests of science mind you ;).

Our remote control egg is now bf's favorite toy ever. It isn't silent, but it's probably the quietest vibrator I've got. When in use...I can't tell if it can be detected...._I_ can hear the thing fine ;), but he says that he can't from several feet away. I should add, though, that we've not used it in public and I'm so very vocal that I'm not sure he'd hear the smoke alarm over me. At worst, it might sound like someone's ignoring a vibrating phone. Odds are, if there's any noise and some distance between people, no-one will hear a thing.

Maybe when bf gets back from his latest trip I could get him to help me field test it for you ;).

oooo, thanks ginge. i think bigbad realy wants to see me squirming in public but for 90$ i want to be sure that the only tangible signs would be a fushed face and white knuckles;) the adverts say they're quiet but who knows if they're telling the truth.

I dunno but SOMEONE wanted to get me a pair too. :rolleyes2
For 60 bucks they damn well better turn me on! :p
I think the remote only works for a 12 to 15 ft. distance tho.

that's ok...he'd be sitting right next to me anyway ;)

:D Yeah someone thought they'd wait til we got to the grocery store to try it out. :rolleyes2

omg! :drool: how did that go? share, share! pretty please!! :D

Play got me a vib for v-day... only used it twice so far... but that definatly sounds like something he would want to do! please do share any experiences you've all had w/ this!!!!

~Pet

i seel a remote egg that works from 10 meters (little over 10 feet) its one of my biggest sellers and ive not had a complaint on the noise yet LOL !!! ive been debating on gettin it for my self . maybe i will if tonights party is good LOL!!!

~nikki

We haven't gotten one yet............
He was contemplating getting one and WHEN to use it. LOL He just gets turned on going to the grocery store because I usually don't wear a bra and he loves making my stay in the freezer section as long as he can. :D

Nikki: a meter is ever so slightly longer than a yard: three feet to the yard.

So, now I'm picturing a sports announcer saying "OK, second down, and 6 yards to go for a first orgasm..."

ohhh...i misread...damn it! i was hoping for another hot CGT sexcapade :D

cool! we are sorta more interested in the panties. preferably leather ones ;) got any of those? :D

I soooooooooo want one of these. Saw them in Ann Summers on Satuday and I begged Fussy for an 'Easter egg' but alas...to no avail. :(

don't give up. lou! better yet...go buy your own and toss him the remote. ;)

The idea of this really turns me on, but I've never tried one nor do I know anyone who has.

Good plan. ;)

he bought me one. :D

there was this black bag sitting on the table and when i picked it up to look inside he clicked the remote and the bag started vibrating :rofl:....scared the crap outta me - i jumped so high i almost hit my head on the ceiling. he told me that alone was worth the price :spank:

it's a pale purple butterfly and it's pretty quiet.

anyone wanna come over for some fettucini carbonara? :D:D:D

Can I use the remote? :D

Thanks for the update....... I was thinking of getting Mrs Coaster the vibrating egg.... anyone tried one of those?

Oh wow, oh fun!!!!

I wanna try, I wanna try!!!!

It is a fantasy of mine... to be at a party... my date across the room...with a remote in his hand... its counterpart... an egg... just within me.. me completely under his control...

Still looking for just the right partner...

I have to say, I did buy one of those remote controlled eggs, however it doesn't seem to work very well...I don't know why but it's like there's not a good enough signal unless it's held really close to the remote.

I was somewhat disappointed to be honest, as if we were to use it in public, it probably wouldn't actually work. :(

I have a remote egg and a remote butterfly that were gifted to me for just such an experiement. I must caution you though, that one remote worked both toys at the same time. Who'd know that they operated on the exact same frequency? :yikes:

Long story short I was instructed to wear both at the same time and hand over the remotes at the assigned location, a bar. Needless to say the "surprise" of not knowing when he was going to "buzz" me certainly made for some interesting expressions I am sure.

The egg is much quieter than the butterfly probably because it's inserted. Nowdays with all the cell phones and such who'd know if it was a vibrating phone or a vibrating egg?

Have fun and enjoy, the after bar party was intense! :D

Does it come with an answering cervix?

"Please leave a message after the O...."

Damn you boys! I almost busted! LMFAO

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I have purchased the vibrating egg, butterfly, vibrating panty and venus penis.

The egg is very quiet, but not as stimulating.
The venus penis and butterfly with insert are much more stimulating, but do make a bit more sound.

We have tested them a few times in public and not anything someone would hear. There are some realy cheap models that make lots of sound.

The other thing that helps is wearing tight Jeans. Keeps the vibrator close to body and in place better. They do sometimes move around when she gets wet.

She likes the Venus Penis and butterfly with penis(triple stimulators).

Oooh I like the sound of this. I know there are Toys that work over the internet too which could be intriguing as MrsX is away on business alot :horny:
SHe has expressed an interest in going to the movies with a remote control egg, could be exciting playing the " wait for the noisy bit of the film " game or more accuratly the " hope we shut it off before the end of the noist bit game" :devil:

Please post reviews of these things!!

so far - from what i can tell, anyway.... :D

it's the unknown.

it’s the random, breath-snatching start and the casual, breath-catching stop.

it’s that he might flick that switch.
or not.

it’s the hesitation and the begging.

it’s the one that goes on too long or stops not long enough.

it’s the oh! the yes! the fuck!
the please. the please don’t. the please don’t stop.

it’s that it’s all up to him.

it's the surprise and it’s the involuntary thrust of my hips.

it’s that when it flicks on, it’s a reward and when it flicks off, it’s an end to torment that i can not wait to endure again.

it’s the sheet-tangling squirm of anticipation for it to begin or end or die.

it’s that i’m all alone in the middle of a huge bed, at his mercy, knowing he’s watching and calculating.



it makes me feel greedy and grateful all at once. i like it.

who knows if we’ll ever use it in public. i said in another thread that it’s not as quiet as i thought. i’m sure that’s important to some, but I’ve decided it doesn’t matter so much anymore. the switch is quiet though, and that does.

:faint:

Comes in to aid Lilith, reads wyndhy's post, :faint:

medic!

I got a remote butterfly for an ex GF. It was fun to play with, she enjoyed surprising me when she gave me the remote after we were away from home. When I would turn on the vibe she would flinch or jump and then give me a 'look' that would make me melt. Sometimes I would turn it up other times just leave it on low. The sex later was mind popping.

Neither of us noticed much noise. We never turned heads during our play time.