Your pickup lines
 

A co-worker and I were having a discussion today about pickup lines...Lets here from some of our fellow pixie's what they've heard or used in the past heheh.

Here's a few I tried out.

At the end of the sound clip, you'll notice the last one worked! :D

A pickup line for me can't be planned. The charm has to be innate, inherent, unrehearsed.

I'd been flirting with a cute bartender for months and had mentioned he could do with an inch or two trimmed from his floppy mop.

Several weeks later we're enjoying Scotch and Guinness at a pub on his birthday and he mentioned he hadn't washed his hair in too long.

I sez, "Well, why don't you go wash your mop?"

He sez, "Well, why don't you wash it for me?"

Five minutes later I was in his shower. :D

my wife liked the line i used on her......"hi there, i have a 7" tongue and i can hold my breath for 30 minutes."

seriously, all pickup lines SOUND like pickup lines. i agree with steph, i have always had more success approaching someone and talking with them about whatever, not just trying to get them into bed (even if it is the ultimate goal!)

I'll give you a cookie if you pick up your socks.... ;)

/me starts taking notes.

Chey ~~ does it work????

Just need to let you all know that I was referring to the children.. lol Not Cobalt...

and no osuche.. it doesn't work :hair:

LOL DH liked this one too.


Barb

Well I heard this one in a movie.

I believe you are what you eat, and by this time tomorrow morning, I plan on being you.

That dress looks becoming on you, if I were on you I'd be coming too

Not that he has to use "a line" on me anymore...lol...but Mr. Lixy once said to me as I was coming in the door from work..."I'd better renew my library card cause I'm checkin you out"!

OMG! The things he hears on the radio during the day!

Mr. Osuche's work only on nerds like me... :D ;)

He asked me if I'd ever read "The Fountainhead" ~~ and told me that I was Dominique come to life.

I nearly swooned. ;)

mine is usually, "hey i got some beer back at the house. wanna come over?" it actually works 90% of the time

"Hey, you could do worse..."


Strangely enough that hasn't worked yet :rolleyes:

"Mind if I stand over here with you till its safe to go back to where I farted?"

:roflmao:

When I was at school we did a drama production where there was a scene that represented these two characters getting together. We had them say some of the cheesiest pick-up lines ever...

"I wish I could rearrange the alphabet, so I could put U and I together."