what is the one thing....??????
 

what is the one thing that would surprise others most to find out about you?

That I'm really a man. :D
Just kidding just kidding. :p

I used to be very shy!

I won 2nd place in a pagent as a teenager. :yikes:

I'm very shy

I've only had sex with one person.

I once lived in Ichinomiya, Japan.

That I've flown and sailed both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

That I never believed that a person could find lasting relationship happiness on the internet!

There is a real Oldfart who cares what happens here.

That I like to cook.

That I have a big heart...despite my occasionally prickly personality :)

Osuche, I doubt that was ever in doubt.

OK.....Well, how about this?

I modeled for extra money while I was in high school and my first two years in college -- mainly catalogues and fashion shows.....But I was desperate for money (put myself thru school) so I also waitressed, worked in the police department (fingerprinting and the like) and as a process control technician in a factory.

Oh....and I worked for a senator for a while as a Legislative Aide. I actually helped draft a couple of bills. That was fun! ;)

LMFAO

That I own and operate two seperate, moderately successful businesses (keeps me busy).

I have my dad's temper. Especially when driving thru town. But I'm getting better at controling it.

That I can speak, read, and write two very different languages.

I enjoy reading poetry.

Which looks pretty funny written below my current avatar. lmao

That I am not merely insecure... I am INSECURE


LMAO, I love your avatar, WI!

I am too....

That I want to please others before I get pleased.

I don't have much confidence at all.

I hate walking down narrow aisles in classrooms because my hips normally knock someone's papers from their desk.

I confess I often wake up in the middle of the night and masturbate ;) with my husband sleeping right next to me.

That I met my husband of nearly 34 yrs in a bar. :o :D

getting greasy whilst working on a car is one of THEE biggest aphrodisiacs for me. I have a feeling that hotrodding my '64 will be very HARD....Purrrrrrrr

I poo poo'd the idea too, that is, until I met Mayhem here.*sigh* i love him!

I LUST Lou's mind (well and other scrumptious bits of her as well) I get so much enjoyment out of reading her advice (see my sig) I think she oughtta write a book!

Hehehe...maybe that's a project for when I'm on maternity leave and the baby is sleeping. :p

I lost all my pregnancy weight plus some but I'm more disgusted with my body now than ever and want to cover up and not let Mr. IWM see me :(

That I think Mr. IWM thinks your just as sexy now as you ever were...if not more so.

^^wow, thanks WI^^

I'm a softy for sweet talk

I want to dedicate the best years of my life to helping others.

That....and I still wake up crying in the middle of the night sometimes.

bi-polar manic depressive .......I probably shouldn't have written that....the negative stereotypes are embedded into the public conscience.

oh well :)

fuckin' liar!!^^^

^^^blow me!!!

With schizoid tendencies?????? What was that all about?

:)

Just a joke for the narrow minded who will label me a freak :) ;)

That I was once a young, naive idealist...

i will have to send you an email i got recently! you are not alone!!

can't say what would suprise people about me!!