What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
 

what men would do if they had a vagina for a day

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Credit to FSC.
:)

Not sure I care for the questionable taste in laughing material, but the attempt is recognised...

Gives me an idea for a thread I've always wanted to open.


JB

Yup CP... that's pretty much what I would do... LOL!

LOL.....CP I love that one. We have a thread in Gen Chat that we all discussed what we would do if we switched for a day. I'll see if I can find it.

You forgot "Greet the ships coming in" :D

Are you talking like go down to the docks when the sailors come in for shore leave? Who needs a vagina for that?

Uhm... :blink: Was that out loud?

ROFLMFAO!

/me pulls up her chair

You all crack me up! :D

Was that 'ships' or 'sheeps'

Or maybe the 'sheep ships' :D:D

Hey easy on the sailor jokes--I am in the NAVY--lol

Soap on a rope for cabanah next Christmas I guess.:cool:

Sheep are for when I'm a man.

If I'm a woman...I'm gonna be looking for a ram! :D

Your going to batter it open?

Batter?

Batter up, maybe! :D

The only kind of batter involved will be some MAN BATTER, BABY! lmao

I think somebody (^^^) is a bit worked up thanks to this topic. :D

Not that I've given it much thought. :lust:

I am intrigued by the concept. I'd have a cumathon! :lust:

Battered up vagina and fries is the cheifs special. Will you want salt and a slice of lemon on that?

no lemon...ouch!

Can you say "slut"?

A vagina is not for a man
 

Would that be considered finger food?

Better then a creamed cheese dip and no broken crackers.

While you're preparing it.... Can I lick the bowl? :halo:

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have a play of course

Well, to sort of switch things around, if I could have a penis for a day I couldn't get anything accomplished--I'd be too busy playing with it! :D lol

lol @ cherrypie! I think the same answer applies to CP's original question - they would NEVER leave the house!

So if everyone in the world switched genders for a day, you would know it because of two things:

1) There would be no one out of doors.

2) All the men would come to work the next day walking funny, and the women with big smiles on their faces.

Love,
Cindy

You can bet your ass I'd call in sick for work that morning