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Have you ever seen /owned a sex toy that when you saw it you thought it didn't look all that impressive only to slip it in and have an explosive orgasm?

I got my first vibe that actually looks like a penis (well almost), veins and all :hot: I swear I slipped it in and before I could even begin to pull it back out I was spasming and crying out.

It sure didn't look that enticing or powerful. Blew my freaking mind.

I know closing my eyes and picturing this will provide many pleasurable moments.

moi aussi

J'aussi!

and the Pussycats? :hot:

Wow Lilith! I need one of those!!!

No, my surprise was ordering it and it arriving and knowing that that thing would never fit inside me!!!! Too shy to send it back too. So, it's pretty too look at! ;)

Me too, where can I get one? :trout:

Same with me, IWM! I gotta start looking more closely at the measurements when I buy toys!

Size DOES matter when comes to toys!

CasperTG

That is definately for sure!!!! But it looked so pretty and the suction cup seemed so handy....

I bought one of those little intensely powerful vibes with the clit stimulator on the end......i figured it would feel good but i had noooooo idea just howwwwww good.......a couple, twelve quick orgasms, and i'm so slippery, just feels good to slide it back and forth over me and let the little stimulator thingie vibrate against the entrance....OMG!!!....orrrrrr to carefully slide it in if i'm real wet and the stimulator is doing it's thing deep inside......orrrrrr it feels wonderful teasing my ass with the little stimulator........orrrrrr use it to tease my ass while i slip my fingers deep inside......oh yeah and that little wonder tool feels pretty good on nipples too.......

(and y'all keep wondering why i wander off to buy batteries)

I am batteries not included. Just fill me with Pepsi.

That was my surprise too! LMAO......it eventually got thrown away, as it made me wince just to look at it!

I've experienced that as well. The pics in the ads don't really help when trying to judge size.:p

You could always stick it to the window and hang a wind chime from it. :D

I think that is the same with pics on the site.... there should be a disclaimer for Pics of Men...

Objects in the thread don't always measure up in bed... :shock:

Or hang a porch swing from it, if it's THAT big!!! LOL

Or it could become a sexy rota-rooter. :)

A bit of warning, though, you may find the pipes going "Ooooo" or "Ahhhhhh" a bit disconcerting at first. :rolleyes:

Put them on the wall as coat hangers and hat pegs.

Excellent point! For the record...I really AM that small! lmao

ALRIGHT! What a great idea.....I never thought of that...you think anyone will notice a red rubbery dildo hangin on the outside of my window????

Thanks for the tips!!! ;)

LOL

Sheesh....and to think I thought this thread was about Gomer Pyle ;)

Suffice to say that I have never ever been disappointed by a toy. a man yes, but not a toy! :)