Redneck Love
 

My aunt sent me this from Missouri...she thought me being a Southern girl I would appreciate it and I do..it's hilarious!!

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze,
softer than Blues and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excites me in May,
You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyways.

Yore as satisfy'n as okry, jist a-fryin in the pan.
Yore as fragrant as "snuff" right outta the can.
You have some of yore teeth, for which I am proud,
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape, yore there fer yer man,
To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.
Yore as cute as a Junebug a-buzzin overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.

When you hold me real tight, like a padded gun rack,
My life is complete, ain't nuttin I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin.
Despite all the years, yore age it keeps hidin.
Me n you's like a Moon Pie and RC cold drank,
We go together like skunk goes with stank.

Some men they buy chocolates for their gals special day,
They git it at Walmart, it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day,
From the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive" I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds, from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and smooth.
But for this man, honey, these just won't do,
Cause yore too special, you sweet thang you!

I got you a gift, without taste or odor,
More useful than diamonds....


It's a new troll'n motor!!!

ROFLMAO

That's perrde good darlin.:D

I'm a hopen he goter a good gas can too.:)

it's purty PF...but she has to get toted uptown to get gas:p

LOL!!

dats a mighty fine feller she gots der.

I'm sure that I recognise most of the words - but what it means is a complete mystery to me?

Very cute! I think I know a few like that! lol

So help me god Darogle you better not ever say this to me!:D:p

Ya'll have no clue......what's bad I understood every single line of it....and "my ol' man" probably wrote it!!!!

Teddy Bear
 

I think they are laughing at us yankees trying to sound southern. :(













lol:)

you got it! ^^^^^

I want it ^^^ :lust:





OH!:o You mean about the accent thing:confused:

Tell me more!!!!!

Do I have to do it with a drawl? :)

I could do it with a drool. ;)

Sounds like the beginning of a Dr. Seuss book PF..lol

Yeah, tell us a story drooling PF!

Why I kin amost heer ol'Lester Flat and Earl Skruggs a playin the geetar and banjo in the background.

LMAO @ TT :D




(*scratches head @ lakritze*) :confused:

lakritze must want to hear the Horton story.;)





WHO?:confused:

Flat and Skruggs were old time blue grass musicians.I think you can hear them on the theme for the Beverly Hillbillies.

Oh c'mon now PF. You know who Flatt and Scruggs and the Foggy Mountain Boys are surely.:rolleyes:

Yep, Flatt and Scruggs sang the Beverly Hillbillies theme song

Note to self:

No trolling motors for CGT. Possibly bass boat, but definitely no trolling motors!

Got it.

Loved it!My wife & I,love Redneck ones,more than anything! Irish

I know the Beverly Hillbillies theme song, but I must have been absent the day they introduced the Flatt and Scruggs and the Foggy Mountain Boys.

LMAO
I no sooner found out that tree frogs were the way to a Tennessee womans heart, then you change it to trollin' motors. It's getting difficult to keep up with you!!

Pony

PF I hate to say this but........ you truly are a yankee.:p :D

This woman is perfectly happy with tree frogs :)

PF..surely you have seen the movie..Oh Brother Where Art Thou....and listened to the Soggy Bottom Boys sing!! lol

Soggy Bottom? Ok I may have the name wrong there lmao

Nope TT it was the Soggy Bottom Boys in Oh Brother Where Art Thou - and a damm fine job they made of it too!

Oh Brother Where Art Thou ? was a FUNNNNY movie.Loved it from start to finish. Espeically in the beginning when they were running across a field away from the chain gang and the movie never explained how they got free.

I don’t really have anything to say on this thread. I fought my way in to make a post because it told me I couldn’t this morning. :D

PF I thought you were going to give us a version of your southern drool????

OK my redneck is showing but,
Trolling motors run on batteries not gas