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Record-breaking masturbation
What's the fastest you can cum? For me, it's in under 2 minutes. I guess sometimes I'm just too horny.
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the other day I was particularly horny, I'd been looking around here for too long, lol. Anyway, my wife was about to leave for work and luckily she was about as horny as I was. Start to finish in under 4 minutes.
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Dunno...... somehow setting the stopwatch going can be a little off putting!
Never timed it, have no intention of rushing it! CasperTG |
LOL I'm not sure if I should answer! If I'm really trying to do it quickly, I believe I could do it in under a minute.
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What's the rush????????
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Oh wait.......is the bed on fire? In that case........do it and run!!!!
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These younguns are always in a hurry! Slow and steady ukG2......that's the way....uh huh uh huh....I like it....uh huh uh huh!
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When they get older Lixy, they will understand!
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LMAO:D Now I know why the UK doesn’t allow it’s citizens to have guns. lol Now that you see how your new toy works, you’ll start looking for BETTER ways to use it.;) lol |
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Why can't I say I'm surprised? :jester: |
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wow that is good but if you ever find a woman you might want to wait a little longer if you ever want a 2nd chance with her |
i can finger myself to orgasm in about 3 minutes with my favourite, 9inch dildo vibrator.
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Gee, I'm surprised at some people here - way to go!
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Slow being the keyword in most cases - if you're having trouble cumming you get sore easily. |
ukG² most women aren't impressed with speed but how long you can last but something tells me you may never find that out
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lol@Booger:)
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If you're having trouble having an orgasm, you get sore easily? (Oh, and ROFL Booger!) |
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I've never had a problem (NEVER been sore from slow, hard, deep, everlasting, raw, sweaty, fuck me baby......oh gawd.......yesssssssss.........don't stop now........omggggggg!!!!!!!) cumming...........unless they PREMATURELY EJACULATE (in 2 minutes or less) and then roll over and kiss themselves g'night (thinking......damn I'm good!)!!!!! Then I'd be sore! Rip roaring.......pissed off......kinda sore! |
DEPENDS ON MY STATE OF MIND BUT TEN MINS I GUESS (ANY MORE WANKING AND MY DICK MIGHT BE SORE) SHEESH
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ROFL Lixy!
Can't guys take more than a few minutes, though?!? |
Can't help but think people are being a little unfair on ukG². I mean, it's a question on masturbation and there are any number of reasons to be quick about it... If you gotta do it, you just gotta, and if you're pressed for time quick is the way to go. Nothing to do with how fast ukG² is in bed... That's a different thing entirely.
But anyway, I do prefer to make it last but if I really need to pleasure myself and I don't have much time then it can be done in a few minutes... I just prefer to have a long session... |
I can't help but think the opposite about how we're treating him, actually, Virgin Teen. He's coming on pretty strongly and I've found some of his posts quite offensive and insensitive.
I don't want this to degenerate into an argument/debate about netiquette . . . I've already sent him a PM. Just my two cents . . . |
Virgin Teen most of the times guy last less time when it comes to doing the deed then getting off on there owen
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Netiquette
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Hmm, sorry then, Steph. I haven't been reading many of the posts lately. I just jumped in and it seemed a little harsh to me in this particular thread. Didn't mean to cause anything by what I said, btw. Guess I need to look before I leap...
I realise that Booger, that's why I said it's a different thing entirely... ;) But... I also think that would depend on how fast you want it to be... If you're purposely masturbating to get off quickly, but normally like sex to be done slowly, the timing would be very different. However, I am a virgin (and proud of it) so I might not have a clue what I'm talking about. :) |
Um.......well........I see things are covered here!
*off to play leap frog* |
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Wise words - look before you leap. I'm going to play leap frog with sexy Lixy for a while and hope that proverb sinks in for a person or two here . . . |
hey leap frog sound fun and even more fun with to sexy women like steph and Lixy I'm in
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Yay, I'm liking this samwich :D
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I think I will too...
*tries to leapfrog Lixy, but doesn't quite make it.....* :p |
*boink*
OK..........HOW ELSE WOULD YOU SPELL THE SOUND MADE WHEN LEAPING OVER ANOTHER????? *walks to the back of the line with Belial on my....um.....up my.......er........um..........with me and Belial very together!* |
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And more on topic, when you live with other people, sometimes you don't get much time... |
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.... to play leapfrog???? |
or if you have a children you may get interupted when you are trying to play leapfrog:D
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Damn it Lixy... ROFL... because of you... I damn near spit my soda all over my monitor... ROFL... why is it that I can always expect you to make me laugh.... thanks ;) |
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Oops! Sorry! It's worse when it comes out your nose though! Yikes! *giggle* |
Yes, I agree LixyChick. It's just as bad as when you swallow really cold ice cream too fast.
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