Craziest place you've masturbated
 

What's the craziest place you've masterbated? Mine was in the back of the class my freshman year in science. For some reason i had just gotton really horney. It was one of those desks that is just a chair with a peice of wood attached to the front to write on, so i draped my jacket over the desk and got it on. :) hope to hear from more people, expecially the ladies.

I'm boring - I've only masturbated at home.

friends moms room.
seriously was awesome.

Reading room in my college library. Pretending to nap on a lounge-chair in the corner (it being a favorite napping space generally). No, I wasn't the only one in the room, and no I don't think anyone noticed.

Long story short: On my way back to college after visiting my girlfriend, 3 hour drive, trying to make a 9:30 class, driving through the Adirondacks, no radio, kind of bored, decided to whack it, did, enjoyed it immensely, VERY relaxed, turned up the heat , proceeded to fall asleep at the wheel, hit a guardrail, totalled my car, missed my class! HAHAHA. When my wife and I are telling our most embarassing stories to friends, this one ranks near the top.

Remember kids - don't jerk and drive!

Driving down a winding backroad at night...I never even slowed down... sometimes you just have to do it then and there.

Next to my mom in her bed while she slept...

In the parking lot of a closed Office Max:o

this might be seen as awful....but me and my cousin slept out in the church.......yep yep.....right in the sunday school room.....hehehe......couldnt help it.....both got all hot and horny

On a busy California free way during "rush" hour.

I've waked it many times in the car... just hopeing someone would see me :)

Laying beside my lover at night...hoping he would awaken.


Not all that crazy, but I have a long fuse...which doesn't lend itself to public places.

Around 15 years ago, I was a pharmacy technician. The owner/pharmacist would often go home at closing time, leaving me to run the day-end reports and lock up. I was really horny one evening and masturbated in the back room of the pharmacy. I know that doesn't sound like such a fascinating place to masturbate, but when I was done, I noticed a video camera pointing in my direction. I was very scared for the next few days, not knowing if he regularly reviewed the video tape or not. I never heard anything about it and I never did it again, either.

In the bathroom of a warehouse...got all hot and bothered after checking out some porno magazines in said bathroom.

Re: Craziest place you've masturbated
 

hehe, yep, I'm guilty too! LMAO.... and in the back of the schoolbus going to Vo-Tech, and many times crusin down the turnpike. Gotta love those pocket vibes!!!!!:D ;)

at work in my office door open!! driving back from vegas, driving a u-haul!!!

I brought myself off in a church during a wedding with the help of one of the bridemaids, wierdest feeling..........not really into strange places...

At school...in class and in the restroom, on the beach, on the pier at night, in the car line waiting to pick up my kids. Recently, while retiling several rooms in my house, I was just intensely horny and it was driving me nuts that there were people around. Those people finally left so I sat on the floor and gave myself a great orgasm...I felt much better afterwards. LOL

At my desk at work being watched on a webcam. My cubicle faces out toward the main area of the floor. Would be terribly easy to get caught if anyone walked by or got up from their desk.

In the backseat of my girlfriends mothers car. My GF and I both got off with her mother driving. Such a turn on, we did it 3 more times before we broke up.

At school....at work...in the car whilest driving (don't try this in rush hour ;)).....in the car in the parking lot at work...

had phone sex while driving.....sorta like masturbation, was on my cell phone, she turned me on what can I say?

Outside hiking...I hike a lot by myself...find a quiet little place....

Sister's bedroom, while she slept on the bottom bunk.

I've jerked off on the highway, while driving a tractor too. Best place was in a hospital bed while i shared the room with 3 others. Knew I was all better then.

the craziest time huh. well when i was younger, i went shopping for pants with my mom. i don't know, maybe it was the perfume in the department store, for i didn't see anyone that hot, but i just had the biggest hardon and it wouldnt' go away. you know how it is guys, those days when it just wants to stand at attention. anyways as i said, i was younger and being my mom, she insisted she see's what the pants look like on me.

well with my hardon, it kept pushing my crotch sticking up and she was wondering if it was the material, the cut of the pants, started coming up with the weirdest reasons. i still had many a pair to try on so i went into the dressing room and started to furiously masturbate. eventually came, and put on new pants. she was kinda mad wondering why it took me so long, and i came up with some excuse like oh i was trying out different shirts and stuff.

anyways, it wasn't till i left that day did i realize... hmm. don't they sometimes video tape dressing rooms to prevent theft? if so theres a lil me out there somewhere whackin off so i woudln't be embaressed in front of my mom.

Skinny dipping in Dale Hollow Lake.

Working late at night in my office, ya know what better way to pass the time waiting until morning.

Truthfully.. on the schoolbus coming back from a feildtrip when I was in highschool.. I just got so spontaniosly horny.. I had the seat to myself, and I was wearing a skirt that day.. so I just put my backpack on my lap, and had myself a lil fun :) I don't think anyone even noticed.

I took a class over the summer that was 3 hours long. I would get bored, and thus horny, so I'd go to the ladies room in the middle of class. It was an old building which had a sofa in the ladies room. I'd bring myself to orgasm, then walk back to class. I started wearing skirts to class for easier access ;-)

I think the majority of us have done the car thing.
So that really isn't odd to me.. I guess the strangest place was in a tanning bed.

at my aunt and uncles in the bathroom

In the main library of a major southern university. There is no better way to loose the tension of studying for exams! Plus there is such a thrill in knowing you could be caught at any moment!!

in a restuarant, with one of those little remote pocket vibes, my husband across the table had the controler

I once wanked off in my freshman english class, during a lecture. I was bored and had a great lookin woman in front of me, and i imagined sticking my schlong deep inside of her.

in the bathroom at work...after checkin out some of your guys stories!!

Library. I stayed in a boarding school, guys masturbated all the time in the communal showers etc. while people walked around etc. Crazy stuff?! At night when everyone was in their bunks - you could here them masturabting

In the middle of someone's family room whilst a huge party was going on, and I was definitely alone. I seem to recall lots of hands. :dizzy:

I just recently did the car one. We had truckers trying to keep up beside us. I was driving my husband bonkers. ;) hehe

At work when everyone left... walking through a public park at night. Fun times...