^Nightmare Fuck^
 

OK who is the one person you would rather have your eyes gouged out with popsicle sticks than fuck?


( Lilith is not an acceptable answer:p)

Uncle Silky...well unless I had been in prison for a while he would prolly start looking mighty tasty...but who can tell.

skipthisone...oh, wait. This is the list for people I *don't* want to fuck, isn't it? :D :p :D

Assuming we are dealing with members of the opposite sex, I'd have to go with Phyllis Diller or Joan Rivers.

I cant think of his last name at the moment...But Louie the late host of Family Feud..

Gilbert Godfrey...

Louie Anderson

And careful about "late host of Family Feud" - Ray Combs, who succeeded Richard Dawson, later killed himself. :(

And my vote for nightmare is:

no comment. :p

Cameron Diaz.........NOT!!!!!

Sorry...about that...yes I had heard one of the hosts hung himself in the dressing room there... :(

Marilyn Quaile.She has got to have the worst taste in men if she married Danny boy. Runners up are Barbara Bush,Laura Bush,Pat Nixon,Mrs.Regan,These women have got to spend most of their lives standing by their sleazoid hubbies.Give me Juliette Binoche any day.YUM..........

Oh, this is easy.

There is this bitch I work with...what a cow. She's so bad, I wouldn't fuck her with skip's dick!


(JK skip! :p)


rabbit

I would have took offense ;) to that rabbit if I wouldnt have already been shaking my head over lakritze's intolerance...

Evan from Joe Millionare. That man sickens me.

My mom :)

And I couldn't agree more. Substitute the wives for the husband's . . . those are the men I could never be attracted to no matter waht.

Juliette Binoche and Daniel Day Lewis in "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" �£ YUM �£

Anybody who is an extreme right-wing conservative (such as Rush Limbaugh or even Pres. Bush or his father or Regan, etc.) or a Nazi, Neo-Nazi, KKK, or Aryan Nation-type member. :bite:

Intolerance? How so? Which one of the 1st ladies or would be 1st ladies would you want to fuck? BlueSwede has the right idea,they are all the same.

Please don't make me lick Betty Ford... bet she tastes pickled:o

Even though I think her satan's spawn, I would fuck Hillary just cause...hell I'd prolly even like it.

There is no room for principles or politics when one is naked.

ROFL......... damn it Skip I now must continue my quest of finding a single post of yours that doesn't make me laugh. :)

Just to continue this train of thought...

The one person on this earth that I would not allow the pleasure of filling ANY of my openings would be none other than.. Mr. Bill Clinton... Not even if he was the last man on earth.. hell.. I have been celebate for 3 years... I could continue til the end of time if he was my only choice.. nuff said.

How 'bout Jackie Kennedy in her prime, surely she is a first lady that somebody would have gone for.


BORU

Rosie Odonnell pardon spelling. That woman just disgusts me

Martha Stewart. I don't care if she can cook or if she can make a fortune insider trading...she has all the sex appeal of a pregnant yak.

I couldn't agree more Jenna.

What he said, only for the 'sleazoid hubbies'...........

(damn, it sure is nice to find a kindred spirit!!!)

Continuing with the Political theme: My answer would be Madeline Albright!

Roseanne!!! A pig in every sense of the word!!!!!

Since political figures seem to be popular, Janet Reno comes to mind.

Yeah, I'll bet Janet Reno's dick is bigger than mine, haha!

EWWWWWW!!!!

Yeah, she's pretty much a bitch but she looks like she could be quite good in bed. I'd enjoy giving her and Chelsea a good fucking.


HEY...that would make for a GREAT erotic story...a threesome with Hillary and Chelsea. OMG, I could cum for hours! :p


rabbit

Ernest Borgnine!

There are many more.......but he came to mind first!

Oh.....and I'd do Bill Clinton. I'd kinda like to see his dick after hearing so much about the damn thing all the time!

God a whole list automatically appeared in my mind but the first on the list NOT to fuck would have to be.........

Marilyn Manson
then Mike Tyson
and the guy that plays Freddy Kruegar
oh then Geraldo Rivera
hmmm....Howard Stern, Gene Simmons, Hugh Hefner, Jean Cretien, oh man the list goes forever :)

Margaret Thatcher, even her husband is probably celebrate around her, and probably has been for several decades

Thank christ that they probably were, have you ever seen their offspring

Awww cum on I bet she is really good at being a domme..... Shes so bitchy it might just be fun :p

Oh man! I'd fuck Marilyn Manson just to get that curiousity out of my head.....and just to say I did! LOL!

Oops! I should learn to keep my thoughts to myself!

BTW.....I'd do Howard too! *smacks myself upside the head and mutters......shaddup ass!*

Strom Thurmond

Oldie but goodie. Any new submissions??