Forgive me but ...
 

But this is too cute not to post ...



The old folks no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score"

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7".

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field Goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says "What the heck was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

LOL :D

* spits water out of her nose*

And this is different from what happens in my house becauseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............?????????????? ???

ROFLMFAO!

ROTFLMAO, so funny, ty

**lowers my head in my hands.... **

Too funny!! I love it! Thanks for sharing

As the Queen of Poop and Fart jokes, I just have to say "ROTFLMAO"..........

Thanks for the HUGE giggle tonite! *darn near made me toot!* hee hee hee

LOL Too competitive :)

ROFLMAO
 

my stomach hurts I'm laughing so hard Vicious! Good one.:jump:

OMG, that was hysterical! I've sent it to everyone I know... lmao

LOL excellent !!! My kinda joke...........errrr and my kinda game really ;)

that was funny!

VT, you are a bad bad girl

:eek: ...

*deciding against challenging Fussy to a game next time he's over*

LOL, too funny

This joke is worth the bump. :D

VT where the hell are you?