how do i get my gf to....
 

clean my house? she keeps promising, i buy the supplies then we spend the weekend in bed. my house is really getting to be a mess. HELP

......... you are wierd....... you aren't man enough to do you're own house work.... and you complain about a weekend of sex......... Just clean it yourself or don't.. that is what single guys do.... either clean.. hire cleaning people... or just live in a Pig Sty.... and I never heard a guy complain about a weekend in bad.. that house must be... narrly... totally revolting....

Try this....Make a game out of it between the two of you. Try cleaning in the buff. Do a little something in every room as you are cleaning it. Then you can meet up in the bedroom and have a grand finally!!!!!!!!!!! Just a thought

dz~ she is gonna kick your ass when she sees this!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:p

BSDDBabe~ I think this falls under justifiable homicide;) if ya need help hiding the body just PM me!!!:p

hmmmmmmm.......I wonder how often the housework crosses your mind as you while away the weekend in bed?????? ;)

You just want her to do the French Maid thing, don't ya? Admit it...

LMAO....YOU ARE SOOO BAD Might i remind you of the summer day when i was cleaning the kitchen,just then a knock on the door...your 2nd ex she saw me cleaning and said "you don't know what you're getting yourself into lol" "it won't stay that way" ...I thought nooooo it'll stay tidy lol...WRONG!!! But thats ok cuz now i know and quit complainin bout stayin in bed all weekend BRAT :D :p

Oh btw thanx LILLITH i'll let ya know lol :):)

in a thread i replied that the most important feature i look for is a sense of humor. i have found this to be very important for women to endure hanging out with me

and lilith you want my body DEAD OR ALIVE? roflmao

would you clean my house?

DZ~ I just replied to your subserviant thread...............Bring BSDDBabe and YOU come clean mine:p

depends...... where do you live?

dzbuster
v. funny, - fuck cleaning, just fuck. You will get plenty of time when you become a parent to do cleaning.

Wildeye

Wildeye has it cold. Never pass up an opportunity. It's a short ride!

Alas...another weekend has cum and gone,Did i clean the house?
Noooooo:):)I don't recall any complaints there lol:)

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.

He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.

The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.

"I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There's just one condition..."


Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."



The women gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear...



"Clean... my... house."

lol is that how you remember our first meeting?

Oh no baby...cleaning had nothing to do with it lol...just liked this joke:D :p

Hey....i have a thought,ya ever think about maybe bribing me?Ya know give me a car or something????:):):)