What's happening here?
Quick bit of background. We live in a semi-detached house, so there are neighbours directly "through" the wall on one side of us. They tend to keep themselves to themselves, one aspect of this being their venetian blinds are opened just a tiny bit, all the time.
The lady of the house is a rather curvy woman, and I actually find her rather sexy ….. Anyway, I walk our dogs from about six in the morning (it's just gone 7 as I write this) and my way back takes us right past their house. Now, it's dark, she works shifts (as does hubby) and she seems to dress downstairs so as not to wake him or their daughter. So far, so dull. So, yesterday morning we pass their house and Mandy (as I shall call her - not her real name!) is standing in front of what presume to be a mirror, doing that "torso shuffle" thing women do when they're settling thieir boobies into their bra. As I've mentioned, Mandy is a very well built lady, so this was a very pleasant sight as you might imagine. As I passed therefore, I got quite an eyeful, and it was much appreciated I can tell you! Also , though, she looked over towards the window, and I'm not sure what it's possible to see through almost-closed blinds, with a light on - my experience would suggest, not a lot! However ……. this morning, as I passed, she was actually putting her bra on - lovely, bare boobies on complete show for several seconds - I've got still a wee semi hard-on right now, over 20 minutes later! SO, my question is ………….am I a lucky bastard, or what?! :loveshowe :hump: :bjhappy: :licker: DM NB - all the above is 100% true by the way ~ just wasn't sure where else to put this! ;) DM |
Sounds lucky to me.
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Don't change your schedule.
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Wasn't planning to jseal!! :) DM |
I don't believe there's a woman alive who doesn't know where her windows are, and how much they reveal. You've been given a gift. :)
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hmmmmmm..... should I walk past your house AZ? :D
Keep walking by DM.... she may keep it up! |
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No, silly...you should walk up to the door and knock. :D |
DM, follow your normal pattern and see what she does with hers.
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Well that crossed my mind AZ, but not sure she expects anyone to be out at that time in the morning. Quote:
Whole house was in darkness this morning - I think maybe she was off today, or else her shift's have changed. :( Dammit! DM |
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Makes you wish you could call and ask, doesn't it? :) |
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It does that!! :D DM |
I can just hear the conversation, now. "Hello, you don't know me, or at least I hope you don't, but I was wondering , will you be showing off your boobies tonight. I just wanted to have my lawnchair, popcorn, beer and Kleenex ready." :D
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Update from the trenches!
Well, not seen anything of my lady neighbour since my last post. :( Seems she's had time off over the Festive period, and then this week hubby was working early shifts, so she doesn't (seem to) get up til later on - 7:30 or so.
Until this morning; came back with the dogs at our usual time, just in time to meet Mandy coming out of their house and down the path!! :hair: We said "hello", as neighbours do; not sure about the little smile in the corner of her mouth, though - thst's new! :confused: More soon - I hope! DM |
I just wonder what your dogs think of this turn of events.... :thumbs:
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Well not much has been happening lately, seems Mandy was working late shifts last week.
Yesterday, I was a bit late for any show, so today I got up as soon as my alarm went off, instead of hitting "snooze" like usual. I was rewarded! :D Saw their living room light was on as I got close to our houses, and when we got almost level with the window I could see Mandy standing in front of the mirror finishing putting on her make-up. Topless! Wow-eeee!!! :boobs: :love: :faint: Guys and gals, I'm here to tell you Mandy's boobs are spectacular! Full, round, with hardly any sag (not bad for a late-thirties mum of one) marred only by the fact she put her bra on even as I watched!! I think tomorrow I might hit the snooze button - problem is, I enjoyed the show a bit too much, and standing outside looking in someones window at half-past stupid in the morning, in freezing temps, is a recipe for getting caught!! Nothing here has "gone away" in writing this, so I'll go and take care of business! Take care now y'all. ;) DM |
Methinks mandy may be onto you anyway!
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Oh! Calamity! You might be right there denny, and not in a good way! This morning, the blinds are tilted just the tiniest fraction more than before, but enough to mean all I can make out (via a sideway, unobtrusive glance I might add!!) is a kinda silhouette against the light-coloured wall. Damn! Damn damn DAMN!! :ranting: Ah well - it was nice while it lasted, and I would have been unable to see anything once the lighter mornings came in anyway. :( DM |
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Methinks he would rather be onto Mandy. Reminds me of a poem, "On the road to Mandy-laid." |
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Well boys & girls, the darker nights and mornings have returned and, praise the Lord, so have my sightings of my voluptuous neighbour.
Sadly it appears that, since the daughter of the family started at High school this year, Mandy's shifts have changed. So far in the past couple of weeks, no signs of life at the time I return from the dogs walk. However, last night was different - came back from a later-than-usual trundle round with the boys, and was able to witness dear Mandy passing in front of her window (to turn out a lamp, I think) wearing nothing more than pyjama bottoms and a (very!) thin, clingy top! Looks to me like she may have put a little weight on over the summer, but it looks good on her. Must say, though, I forgot just how big and luscious her boobies really are - suffice to say, the effects upon me ensured neither Herself nor me was asleep much before 1a.m! :thumbs: :licker: :sex: :69: DM |
Good thing you have to walk the dogs or you'd never have seen.
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I'd walk them anyway …… occasional sights like this are simply a very welcome bonus! :D DM |
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Enjoy your sights ... and update us on this site ... :-) |
The mystery is solved - I think. Putting one of our rubbish bins out this morning as I was going out with the dogs, I noticed lights on next door. A quick check showed the lovely Mandy in front of the mirror, hand down blouse, adjusting herself! Oooooohhhh …. :boobs: :D
A thought occurred, and had me check the local bus timetables - it seems the bus she would normally have caught now gets to the stance 12 minutes earlier, hence why I have been 'missing' her; it was sheer luck this morning that I've realised! Now have to wonder if getting up 15 minutes earlier is (a) possible and (b) worthwhile. Re (a) - the dogs do like their routine, and 05:55 does seem a LOT earlier than 06:10. Ho hum. DM |
OK, little to report since Wednesday mornings' sighting. I did manage another quick look yesterday morning, but she had a blouse on and was sorting her make-up by the look of it. However ……
….. I'm just back from "last walkies" with the boys (it's 11pm here) and THEY'RE FUCKING ON THE COUCH!!! :slurp: :faint: Sadly Mandy had a t-shirt or similar on, but flimsy enough to see her boobies really are bouncalicious! :boobs: She was sitting on top of him as he's sitting on the sofa - well, bouncing on him, as I said! - but nothing on the bottom and legs wide enough to see she doesn't shave!! :D :yikes: I don't imagine for a millisecond that this was for my benefit at all - or anyone's, come to that - but it was REALLY hot and I may well have to wake Herself up in a minute! I do worry I'm turning into some kind of pervy Peeping Tom ….. not my fault they don't shut their blinds/curtains properly though, is it?! Gotta go now ……. see ya! DM |
Fine line you're walking. I'd say unless you have binoculars and/or are standing there gawking, you're just a passing appreciator.
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"Passing appreciator" - I like that! :) Nothing at all since my last post; at least, not from Mandy! It never ceases to amaze me that people don't (appear to) think about what might be visible from outside - especially this time of year, when we all have lights on in the mornings. There's a lady of about 60 lives round the corner, very slim & trim for her age, lives by herself so far as I can make out. Occasionally she has her son or daughter stay with her, but not often. Anyway. she has a full-width roller blind in her bedroom, and this morning her body was fully and properly silhouetted on it as she got dressed, and I am able to report she has lovely, firm boobies - they seem quite spectacular actually, for her age! I was about 10 minutes earlier than usual today too …… might try that again tomorrow!! DM |
One silhouette...on the sha-a-ade. :)
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AZRH, you think every story needs a soundtrack.
And you're probably right. |
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I totally do. And I usually am. ;) |
Now you have two on the go.......sounds like your the neighborhood peeper lol. :rolleyes:
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Sounds like it indeed, doesn't it? ;) DM |
You keep this up and people are going to start worrying about a bladder condition in your dogs. :p
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I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind . . . . . . . . |
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I never knew that you could sing!!! :) |
He can't, but he can type with the best of them. :rofl:
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I can neither confirm nor deny . . . . .
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That depends on what you mean by the word "is".
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Nice wee update this morning. Friday is when our rubbish bins get put out on the kerb for collection (garbage/trash for all you good North American folk!) which means I can see Mandys front window earlier than usual. Today was timed exactly right (by total coincidence) to see her standing in front of the mirror as she finished brushing her hair, then, with no preamble whatsoever, cross her arm over her front and pull her pyjama top over her head!
Do you know, I think her :boobs: have got even bigger, but even so they are magnificent things of beauty to behold at 6am of a winters' morn!! :) Very quickly began to be covered up with her bra as I forced myself away to get the dogs, but a vision that has made my day. Actually, my week. :D DM |
Dang, I wish she had a sister that lived across the street from us. :(
Anyway, love hearing about your little voyeur adventures, DM. Keep them coming. :D |
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