Guilty

I just got a package in the mail

Guilty ... actually it was an envelop containing our State Income Tax refund check. :D

My wife and I are going out tonight.

Not guilty

I recently learned something that's weighing on my mind.

Not guilty.

I just realized, I'm running a bit late. :eek:

Not guilty.

I had a good workout today.

not guity



I enjoyed the sunshine today

Guilty.

Have you ever told your so/spouse a fib?

guilty, but it was to cover for a surprise I had for her.


HYE had to fib to avoid an argument?

I'm sure I have, but right now I can't remember any specifics. :rolleyes2

HYE jumped off a rock into water?

guilty It was a long way down



have you ever drive backwards for more then a mile?

I don't think a mile ... but maybe half a mile. (No good place to turn around :()

HYE kissed someone of your own sex?

yes.

HYE purposely tried to hurt someone just to be hateful?

An ol gf.... years ago.

HYE ridden a camel?

YES I HAVE! and it was very uncomfortable

Have you ever played at pixies, when you really should be doing other things?

oh yeah.............. "Hi everyone.... I'm a Pixaholic"

HYE skipped all your meals til dinnertime?

I use to, now NO WAY!

Have you ever played in here while s/o cooked dinner for you?

Nope I cook for myself


HYE worn handcuffs

never, no way, no how, get away!

HYE drooled over the pixie pics?

Not quite drooled but there are some great ones there.



HYE walked in on someone in the act of sex

no, i hope i never do.......I think I'd freak out instead of being turned on....
(yes, me, the perv)

Have you?

Guilty my ex was masterbating when I came home one time. Then she wouldn't even let me watch.


have you ever masterbated for your s/o

maybe

Have you ever asked someone to masterbate for you?

guilty

you?

Guilty ... my wife. :)

HYE done a striptease for your so/spouse?

Guilty, and years ago, drunk in a bar ...girlfriend and I got tossed LOL

Have you ever got so drunk you have done something foolish?

uh huh........... and she said I done her good! Eeeeeeeeeesh :sex:

Have you?

If you can't remember, does that mean you did? :rolleyes2

Have you ever had to leave the room in a hurry because of diarrhea?

not guilty

have you ever gone too far?

I'm sure I have, but I'm not sure on what or when right now. Hmmmm.

Have you ever quit a job without giving two weeks notice?

nope


Have you ever seduced your supervisor?

ewwwwwwwwwww dont make me sick! NO

Have you ever won anything?

100 bucks on a scratch ticket



Have you

same and one time I won a weekend stay at a condo on the beach.

Do you like to have oral sex?

both to give and recieve



Yourself

Guilty


but then i love to give in and pleasure too

uh huh me too

always wanting to try something new