how do you stop a sub from yelping while being put through their paces?

Smoke on the water.

What is a bong filled with just before a deep breath?

stained sheets

What are good things to have if you are with someone?

lime Jello

What does green edible underwear turn into when it gets wet?


Dental floss

What did the extrovert use as the string on her G-String?

Mashed potatoes

What is rumored as Oscar Wilde's first documented sexual encounter?

"Of mice and gay men"

What's the rumored titled for a new fall TV series?

One Hung Low

who was the star in the 1973 porno epic from China "Long One Dragon"

meatwagon

LMAO South. That's marvelous! :D :D :D

What do you use when a jockstrap just isn't enough?

meatloaf

What is "flacid?"

superior

what is the name of one of the great lakes? or is that hUron....I have trouble with lakes I am better at moving water.....

Mississippi or the Big Muddy.

Name two milk based cocktails?


Snowflakes in the dessert

What do you call dandruff on a bald man?

Cheese fries.

what happens when it gets above 100 degrees in Green Bay?

Head Check