Ok...up against the wall..feet shoulder width apart.


Wait..is that a vibrator in your pocket or are you...ummm...wait..what the hell IS that???

*blushes* you caught me.

Contents of my pockets: stick of gum, lighter, full set of pool balls and cue stick, manicure set, 1 double headed silver bullet, a longbow, jukebox, tickle me elmo, 1 small pack of travel baby wipes, Caution: Slippery When Wet (in english AND spanish), a pair of latex gloves, a small case of condoms (yes i said case), a conch shell, 2 Hershey bars, and a mini bar.

*tosses Charm over his shoulder*

Ok, you're comin with me!

*waves to sharni* its all yours :D

Bye Sharni!!!


*tosses Sharni a blow-up Legolas*

*taps Eros on the back from over his shoulder, trailing off* remind me when you're through with me to ask sharni what/who Legolas is/are.

Sharni,

So would my daughter and I...oh well, it's nice to dream ;)

*looks around*

Is the board asleep? Am I the winner for more than 10 seconds?

LOL

Thought you were gone!