guilty

I need to have sex.

not guilty


it has been a happy day today

Guilty..Is Raining outside but the sun is shining in my heart,

You are not looking forward to going back to work.

Guilty ... but fortunately, that's not until Tuesday. :)

You're looking forward to working in the garden.

False...I do it because I like the results, not the process.


and you?

I hire it out...because I HATE the process.


I spend may gardening time at the gym

False...I work ou during the week and garden on the weekends...though I'd rather be playing golf.

You like cardio work more than weights.

Guilty! Although I weight lift 4 days a week


You prefer to lift weights with your upper body vs. your lower body

Yes...very much so. I do not like weights on my legs...prefer cardio for toning.


You like Starbucks coffee.

True....Drank their French Roast this morning......I buy the whole beans and grind it at home


You hate the coffee in your office

TRUE...tastes like shit water. (and I hapen to have a bag of French Roast in my kitchen!!!)


You don't go to the movies very often....less than once per quarter.

Very true. Twice a year or so. I prefer to watch them at home...if I see them at all


You're not a pop culture lover

true...maybe when I was younger but now I am over it.

You prefer to shop at Talbots versus Abercrombie and Fitch.

Actually...I am a Macys and Eddie Bauer type. :p


You prefer jeans over suits

Yes, except when I am working. Just something about being dressed gives me an edge.

and you?

When I make sales calls I wear suits...I prefer skirts and heels. I do, however, prefer jeans and running shoes for tromping through airports

You hate checking your luggage when you fly

No...I prefer it cause I hate lugging my stuff around. I do keep my PC with me at all times!

When you fly, window or aisle?

Aisle. First up

Exit row or not?

Yes...more leg room and first out if the need arose.


Big jets or little ones?

Big ones...but I have ti fly little ones to get to TN


Do you avoid prop planes?

Yes...they are very loud and generally uncomfortable... but sometimes I do not have a choice.


You are a member of a country club.

False. But I have friends who are. ;)

You are a scratch golfer

Yes...then I wake up and remember that I am but a 25 hdcp. :p


You have been to a PGA/LPGA golf tournament.

I live in columbus. Of course I have been to the Memorial.

:D


You'd rahter play than watch

Yes...in all things. :p


Sex after a round of golf sounds wonderful.

Can we have sex after the 9th? I doubt I could wait through 18. ;)


I often smoke cigars while golfing

Depends on how serious the golf is. If it is just a friend, yes. If it is league play, no. Good cigars give me a buzz...bad for my game!

cum: inside or out?

Usually in. But I can be flexible


New positions or tried-and-true?

Both...I just love missionary but I love trying a new one if I can do it...some of the Kama Sutra ones would maim me for life! :rotf:


You prefer sex at night versus the morning.

True.....or at least sex after I brush my teeth


You are a very oral person

Yes...I love to use my tongue and lips everywhere. :drool:

You like it when your partner uses a toy on you.

Guilty. Anything she wants to do. :)

Do you ever use flavored lubes?

Guilty
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Did you ever skinny dip in a neighbors pool?

Not in a neighbors pool ... so, I guess not guilty.

Have you ever been nude with strangers present?

Yep. Of course, it was a nudist resort. :)

Have you ever danced nude with your so/spouse?

Not Guilty...but I would like to..I have danced nude with a woman, does that count?

Have you ever experimented with the same sex?

Not guilty

Have you ever been part of a threesome?

Guilty

Have you ever wanted to be a part of a 3some and haven't done it yet?