What plant do I name after my wife?

lubricous

What word did the sexy girl use to describe her car after it got an oil change?

It's Miller time.

What time does DB think it is?

pheromones

What do heroes use for money?

broadband

what is the fastest way to get porn off the net?


the danish hate to see it leave!

Why the sobbing when the pastry truck pulled away?

Soldier of fortune

What sort of "weed" do fish smoke"

Tang

What is the most hideous drink ever devised?

viagra

What was secret ingredient the soda company was going to use in their new "Mount and Do" soft drink?

The Big Red One.

which animal cock did the horny farmgirl like best?

leafy and lush

What did the bluejay get for an answer when he asked his mate what kind of a nest she wanted?

Hot crossed buns

What you get after Lilith gets done with you.

Creme filled donuts

What led to the expression, "A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do." :D

Tough titties.

What using nipple clamps too often will result in?

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

What did the goose say to the frisky gander about getting goosed?

A penny saved is a penny earned.