#1440~Greyhound races are run counterclockwise.

1439 if it was a good job......somebody else would have it.

#1442~French is the most commonly-spoken language in Belguim.

#1443~The catcher in a baseball game squats an average of 300 times during a doubleheader.

#1444~The world's oldest known vegetable is the pea.

#1445~All TV Lassies have been male.

#1446~Vampire bats usually go for toes on sleeping humans.

until I get some other "facts" to post checked out here is some humor...

1447

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

1448

1449

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

1450

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsey ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"

"No," said his Mom, "of course not."

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his Mom heard him yell to
his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

1451

#1452~The world's deepest land gorge is the Grand Canyon.

1453

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"

#1454~Diamond dust is black.