What was Capt Ahab's pet name for his "friend".

Alakazaam and timbuck too!

What was the name of two of the members of the MMF threesome?

Fruit of the Loom

What was found soiled in Saddam's palace just after the bombing started?

hay loft

What is having a hay fight?

inside out

What happens to her during our most intense lovemaking.

upside down

What is one of the most difficult positions for making love?

It's the real thing.

What sort of thing is the result of a do it yourself at home silicone penis casting kit?

Wirehaired or shaggy

What is both the names Scooby Doo has for Shaggy?

Divine sex

Why did Hugh Grant get arrested?


Ebony and Ivory

What are things come "Planked" and "Horny"


A good habit gone bad....(or is that Hobbit)

What is Sharniqua's obsession with all things having to do with elvenfolk.

Jenna Jameson

What movie star would be most likely to get the "pole positon" at a celeberity charity auto race?

duck and cover.

What is Daffy in a trench coat ... with the occassional FLATTSSH (trying to do my best Daffy Duck lisp) :)

peppermint icecubes

Whats the next think I'd love to see Lilith melt in a picture thread? ;)

butter mints

What do you do after toasting mints?

crabgrass