What did the religious artist say he enjoyed doing the most?

Franciscan Friars.

What can you buy in a religious grocery store?


Dutch Masters

What do you call porno stars in the Netherlands?

Cuban cigars

What do you call Bill Clinton's favorite sex toy?

Finger lickin' good.

What do you call KFC (Kinky Finger Contacts)?

Fair and balanced.

How should you be able to describe breast implants?


Chocolate covered cherries

Is how Mindboxer likes his women?

Sugar Bush

Favorite restaurant for lesbians.

Altoids

What does the hillbilly say when he's trying to explain something ... "Altoids der was two er three of dem."

Pink Panther

What is Inspector Clousseau nick-named his penis.

glory hole

What was a favorite expression for defining new oil wells?

Bic Mac

What besides the porn classic "queen of the burger joint", has two "allbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheese picklesonionsandasesameseedbun"?

Whopper with cheeze

What do you call a gooey big one?

Think small.

What did John Holmes' co-stars never have to do.


Moby Dick

what is the pet name of the "member" of the techno/transe DJ.

call me Ishmal....