what are things found at a stag party?

asses n elbows

What is a clusterfuck?

drilling and grilling

what is an outdoors orgy in texas?

flicks and licks

What is the school motto inscribed under the coat of arms at the Cunnilingus Academy?

HeadMaster

What is the chief of the Borneo jungle tribe called?

Sticky fingers

What is the best of all the Stones Albums?

gooey mess

What was the result of our 2-year old granddaughter's first attempt at making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Rest Area

Where's the most crowded place in Lilith's dungeon?

candle wax & string

What are essential tools to "torture" nipples with?

bubble gum ice cream and bobbie socks.

What are three things you might have at a picnic that, two of which, you don't want to accidently sit on.

Fireworks, music, friends

What are three things that you might have at a picnic that, two of which, you don't wat to accidently sit on?

Formed by glaciers

Wherefore came the origin of the word 'frigid'?


A DVD, a VD, and a MD

What are three "d"'s that you might aquire at college?

"D", "DD", and "DDD"

What comes before "E", "EE", and "EEE"?

Smoldering ruins

What are the hottest type of ruins you can get?

Druid Monks