True - actually it makes me very horny.

I didn't have any breakfast.


Thanks for the welcome :D

False--had it very early this morning, followed by an early lunch.

I'm wet--'cause I just got out of the shower. :D

False...I'm wet because I forgot to kick it dry after I peed. :D

I tend to embelish.

LMAO. False. I'm a "bottom liner," you know. Unless we're talking about 60-foot spider or it being, like 95 degrees in here, no matter what the temperature. (It's *always* 95.) :D

Someone made my day.

Everyone makes my day. Actually, I had such a good weekend, I might've made my own day! All of you guys just make it better.


Awwwwwww, how sweet! Lets all say it together. Awwwwwww.

Ok, enough of that mushiness and on with the game.

I did NOT pleasure myself this morning.

True--I had someone who did it for me. :D

I pleasured someone this morning.

False. I'll probably do so tonight, though.

I have started Christmas shopping.

False--but I really, really, really need to.

I'm waiting on someone.

True ... well, actually I'm waiting on two people to call me.

I just woke up from a nap.

False, but if the phone would stop ringing, I might be able to take one now.

I'm listening to country music right now. Why? Don't know!

False.

I've got the History Channel International on right now.

False.

My fingers are moving slowly today.

True.

I felt clumsy today.

False

I well be missing someone.

True. I tried all weekend to get it to feeling better, too.

I need a full-body massage.

True.

My feet and legs are aching a bit. :(

true

I'm tired and should go to bed

true

I'm looking forward to snow.

True.

I'm missing someone.

True. I was thinking about my brother. :(

I'm going to be busy today.

True.

I'm not sure exactly what the day holds in store for me.

True, but I try to be optimistic.

I'm looking forward to seeing some friends and helping my son with a school project.

false - once again - no kids :(

I'm at work right now and am enjoying pixies rather than working

Hey...that's true!

I'm having leftovers for dinner tonight.

True - and lunch, too!

I love leftovers.

True

I need to get a Halloween card ready for my wife (so/spouse).

False he doesn't need cards he'd rather sex...:D

I need to get off my ass and get a job.

True, could always use a reason to gather with loved ones.

I'm in the mood for turkey and stuffing.

false~ for being stuffed;)


I like it when it's windy.

:eek:

Well, pounce that repairman! Why else would he be showing off his crack?

I love it when it's windy. Especially when it's raining hard, with thunder and lightning!


Thunderstorms kinda turn me on.

True. I think most people like them.

What a great outfit. I want one just like it. ;)

True, it's so much more ventilated than the gorilla suit.

My coffee has gone cold.

Also true.

Many folks stayed offline today because of the solar storm.

Maybe true?

I forgot about the solar storm.

false ... still got six hours of Wednesday.

It's been a cool day here.

true but not as cold as it has been

it's supposed to be warm this weekend