What is the only thing hotter than a pixies lady?

Dolcellatte and banana

What is an interesting combo for sex toys????



plumbers and watermelons

What's another way to describe tit fucking?

Singing the blues.

What Mickey did when he found out Minnie was doing Goofy.

thread and tweezers.

What do you need when you want to do only a little posting?

Dereliction of duty

What is it when the pixie's ladies don't post a new naked pic everyday?

"You can't bring that in here"

What is what the usher says to Glyndwr when he has his dragon in tow.

cinnamon and syrup

What are fzzy's 'pet names' for her breasts?

Peeping through the keyhole

(you be very bad!! I think fzzy cinnamon and syrups sounds a bit like a lab experiment gone bad! LOL)

How did the exhibitionist explain that key hole shaped indentation on his peeping pecker!?

Solid, firm, thrashing on tiptoes.

What was the name of the Law company in Charles Dickens' last novel?

Aardvark's testicles

What's another name for a hard-nosed softie?

Seven come eleven.

What was the highlight of Snow White's Birthday Party Fuck Fest?

Ship in a bottle

What did the surgeon need a forceps to remove from the "sub's" poopdeck after the "Admirals' Ball" at the S&M club?

Hydrant

What do you call a doggie leg rest?

Squeeze the Charmin

How do you make a crabby-ass conservative grin??

Squeeze the charm-in :D


Ho-Hos n Ding-Dongs