What is a good start on the road to knob polishing..

Leather, long hair and boots

How do you imagine Lillith ?

I don't mind as long as it is hard.

What did the man say about feeding bread to the ducks?

We have crossed the Rubicon.

How did the Rubicon get so angry?

Spit and Polish

What did the Saliva and Earwax call their first album?

We're number 1 in the number 2 business.

What is the lamest Port-o-Potty slogan out there? :D


Get a better body in 2 weeks...

What did the mortician trainee ask Igor for two weeks before his birthday?

The softer side of Sears.

What is the title of the new erectile disfunction coping manual?
sub titled what to do when you can't get your falty hardware returned

Smoke screens and other distractions

What happens when your partner has buck teeth, bad breath and a terrible farting problem?

Love me tender

said the meat to the butcher?


and you shall shed tears of scarlet

What the juice maker said to the tomato?

It's morning and time to get up.

What does an Old Norwegian baker say to his "morning loaf", prior to swallowing Viagria?

"This mortal coil"

What does a snake call his woman

Tickle bickle bock

What did the drunk mouse say running up the clock?

Get along little doggie.

What is getting by by getting back?

Fire.