What is the record number of cream puffs filled by the perverted pastry chef with one orgasm?

Carbon Dating

What leads to new coal sources?

Vive le Frace

Since our disagreement with France happened, what is now the politically correct explicitive to use in instead of the old Vive le France?

slit, bit and lit

What are three rhyming words that no one's found a good question for? :D

Friday the 13th

What is a cheezy slasher film with a ton of teen clevage?

Nookie

What was the word used to name the planned x-rated version of Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb?

Bi-sexual

What do you call it when you purchase sex toys on line?


Dust Buster

what do you call a man who forces virgins to have sex with him in the attic?

small bites

How did Dracula teach his nephew to be a vampire?


Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows

What made the children search for the gold?

halfway to heaven

What is one well hung guy?

Gluteus Maximus

Who was that Roman ass?

Forever young

who is michael jackson? (he keeps changing himself to look younger or...something...noone knows anymore)

I hate it and hope it dies before I do.

What is a typical reaction to bad entree at a sushi joint?

Best eaten Raw

What did the man tell his inexperienced wife before she performed oral sex on him?

Semper Fi