because I have a houseguest...

Well, I'm slowly getting dressed to go for my morning walk. :shrug:

Because I'm not at Walmart anymore...

:yikes:

There may or may not be photographic evidence of the event... :p

Because my neighbours aren't the kind of pervs that I like.

I am. I say, I am. :)

Rofl...

Now, of course, I have a mental image of Foghorn Leghorn completely plucked & nude.

I am also, but I've got these undies right her next to me, so it's a temporary condition.

AZ, granted you look gorgeous in anything you care to don, but I'm willing to swear on anything that you look best in your birthday suit.

Are you making fun of that poor rooster? :(

:D

Because the kid can't get to sleep and keeps making return visits to the kitchen.

SOrry to hear that Pink Flames !!

Except for the denim shorts, I am. :shrug: