heyyyy - maybe Quiet Riot Bang Your Head - oh wait wrong head;)

how about "I Touch Myself" or am I lost as to the purpose of the theme song?

**hears souls cry2000 in the questions and answers thread**
<<wipes off pudding, straightens up....all joking aside.... and whispers across the room to bamakyttn>>**''say yes bamakyttn...just say yes to him.....!!!!!!**

Well im back and due to the current time of year, i have brough TREATS!!!!!! (he cheers hoping for people to follow)....................... *tumble weed rolls by* ok ok ill just eat this great womping pile of chocolate all by myself.
And just for you unfortunate souls i have milk free and sugar free choc but tastes just as good, SFC interested?

Hey Jay - don't worry I got out the spa before getting all prune skined :)

Treats? did someone say treats?

chocolate?? chocolate?? i love chocolate.....specially on a lovely female body.....love to lick it off......suck it off....ah....er.....but i'd do that with out the chocolate.....ehhehehe...........

They make chocolate flavored whipped cream nowadays, MB.........Still choccie but a bit less messy, or at the very least easier to lick off.......

mmmmm do you have enough to cover your body??
who cares about the mess.....i'd lick every drop.......even some that isnt the chocolate.....may take a while though.....hours....a few days.....think you can lay still that long?????

Hey MissX, iikii's got some chocolate treats... Maybe if you ask nicely he'll share... if he's out of treats, well, I've got a treat too, but it's not chocolate... ;)

Well I guess if it's not chocolate then it can't be fattening, so must be good for me!!! cool...

MB...I could try....doesn't even matter if it's chocolate or not

heheheehe....id make sure to get into all the crevasses, corners....and tight spots.....i would keep at it till i got you nice and wet....er........ah.....clean...no matter how long it took.....you could squirm........my tongue has that effect on ladies sometimes....

DAMN MB!.....pant......pant...... at this rate the stuff will melt off before you have a chance to remove it orally....(ain't that a fancy way to say "lick it off?? LOL)

orally im the best....just keep going and going and.........going....you sound like something is about ready to cum to the surface....but that's ok.....i'll keep you spotless and well licked....may have to dig really deep though........some spots are hard to get to.....

Ahh, but it's so worth it when you get there......:p :p

there are so many spots to explore.....and taste......and rub.......damn.....sugarsprinkles......i forgot all about the laptop..........maybe i will just console my lust with you and the chocolate whipped cream.......

<<ash sneaks back into the room, shaking from lack of pixies>>
<<she glances around and then spots all the chocolate iikiibuu has. she rushes over>> hey can i have some? i'll do anything for some chocolate.

Hey now, who's got chocolate?....I've been asleep I guess..lol

is this song just perfect or what????
 

I got two pale hands up against the window pane
I'm shaking with the heat of my need again
It starts in my feet, reverbs up to my brain
There's nothing I can do to reverse the gain
I'm looking down to the street below
There's nothing in the way they move to show
They too, know what I knew
They too hunger for the beast below
Listening to the radio I feel so out of place
There's a certain something missing that the treble can't erase
I know you can tell just by looking at my face
A word about my weakness
I'm totally addicted to....
Wow woah ho
Totally addicted to ...
Wow woah ho

(Wow woah ho)

There's nothing I can do to be cool
I don't sleep till I've had my fuel
It frustrates if I am deprived
A hunger that grates from deep inside
I feel like I'm doing time
Imprisoned by dependence on a rhythm sublime
In my mind I must overcome the need to define
The solitary silence of a faceless crime

Standing by the stereo I'm feeling so alone
My back against a speaker and I'm moving on my own
Surrounded by so many and they're staring at my face
They're picking up my problem
Totally addicted to ...
Wow woah ho
Totally addicted to ...
Wow woah ho

Your bassline is shooting up my spine
Wow woah ho
Your bassline has got me feeling fine
It's filling up my mind

Sunrise at my window, I look down on the street
People I see everywhere are tapping their feet
Suddenly I realise in a look that I was wrong
Everybody's groovin' to their own song
Down at the scene below
There's something in the way they move to show
They too, know what I know
They too hunger for the beast below

Rhythm's running over me to wash away my fears
The backbeat of humanity sweetens my tears
There's something that's connected us down throughout the years
No need to feel so lonely, everyone's addicted to PIXIES!!!



Now wheres that choc??

<<mb thinks of his diabolical plan to finally get the roaming laptop.....>> ''just have to satisfy a lady or two.......get to my secret weapon stashed under the stairs....<<sees ass.....er......ahem....ash........anything ash??????hehehehehe>>

Hey Eros,
I'm sure you've heard the old saying "You snooze, you lose". *tee hee*

<<ash is dancing to to song when she spots mb>> hey, you have a secret weapon? I want to see, I want to see!!!oh, please mindboxer, show me, show me!!! <<ash says while bouncing up and down in an excited manner.>>

Damn!!!!!! I almost had the laptop until my eyes spotted Ash jumping up and down like that her breasts have me hypnotized..
Well maybe I will go looking for it again later

yes, the plan worked, i knew the naked hypnotizing classes would pay off...just a few more people to go until the lap top is mine...ALL MINE!!!! woops, did i say that out loud?

<<little do the unsuspecting pixaholics comprehend the pixificating effect mb's secret weapon will have on them>> ......however....temporarily hypnotized by the bouncy breast of ash....mb totally forgets about his plan......and sets his sights on a little bouncy ass....er....ash.......do i see some pudding still on that hot bod??.....let me lick that pudding and i may share my diabolical plan with you.....hehehehehehehe

Damn, MB you sure have got a thing for licking!!.........not that I'm complaining, you understand...:D

lick away, mb. anything to see the secret weapon....ohhhh god, that feels soooo goooood! wait, don't stop now, hold on, let me find some more of that pudding <<ash goes off looking for more pudding to roll around in>>

<stumbling around in the pudding filled kiddie pool looking sad>
I dropped the laptop in here! I can't find it... :(

Just reach down in the pudding, and feel around for it, Aquaman...you'll find it!:D

Well, when I reached down I felt a leg and then noticed a straw sticking up... I think MindBoxer might be hiding in the pudding waiting for Ash... (Why didn't I think of that?)

Aha!! So that's where he is!!:eek:

<<hehehehe pudding is good camoflouge for silent attacks on lil hot babes.....i will find that laptop yet..........but for now...ill console myself eating sugar and licking ass.....er......ash clean.....cant have them covered with to much pudding....to easy to hide the laptop under it.....hehehehehe>>>>>

the chocie is for everyone :D i brought it for you lot :) :o
right this kitcen hasnt been used yet and only the table has been "baptised" which was kindly done by Mr. and Mrs. X :) danke.
So what are people wanting? ;)

i dont know about you but i want that damn lap-top.

they seek it here, they seek it there!
danziggy seeks it everywhere!
Is it in heaven? Is it in hell?
That demmed, elusive laptop!!


<<danziggy dives in the pool of puddin to look for it>>

*quickly moves the lap-top under the kitchen units with his foot, while whisteling*
i have no idea dan but i sure wish someone would find it :D
*whistles innocently*

dang, and I just cleaned that kitchen table the other day and it is getting all sticky!
Iikii - you want a hand to look for that laptop?

*wanders in pale and shaking moving in a rocking motion*

*trips and falls over pudding covered laptop*

i've fallen and i was hoping a lady would give me a hand??

Gosh, you look in dire need of help, can I be off assistance? :p

*starts singing happy birthday to himself, after he has cooked his own birthday cake.*

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y I I K I I B U U !!!!!!!!
 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IIKIIBU!!!!!! HOPE YA HAVE A GREAT DAY TODAY......WATCH OUT FOR LILITH THOUGH.....SHE'S JUST LOOKING FOR A REASON TO SPANK SOMEONE!!!!!