Up, up and away, a trip to the moon is one I'd like to take.

Take a deep breath, it's not long until Christmas now!

Now it's the day before Christmas and all through the house are presents neatly wrapped. Little fingers are dying to rip off the beautiful bows and colored paper - not knowing the majority of things are what they need, not necessarily what they want! Won't they be surprised to find clothes and such plus a few other things to bring a smile to their faces.

Faces often say a lot about how someone is feeling about something.

something tells me that I'm on Santa's naughty list

List the reasons why, please, so we all know what you mean. :D

Mean people suck.

"Suck on this," sounds awfully crude, doesn't it?

It sure does.

Does another phrase sound better?

Better phrases are easy to find.

Find me a happy man and I'll show you a woman that knows how to keep him in his place

Place your hands in the right spot and see what comes up

Up is better than limp

limp dicks are something I consider a personal challenge ;)

Challenge the rascal to a duel.

Duel with words rather than swords.

Swords should be beat into plowshares

Plowshares are better than those old communistic sickles of old don't you think?

Think its to cold out to do any plowing or other farm work?

Work as much as you must; relax as often as you can.

Can you come out and play?

Play with toys.

Toys are more fun when there is more than one person playing with them

Them toys you've been talking about give me lots of ideas

Ideas are worth nurturing.

Nurturing parents are invaluable.

Invaluable advice is sometimes hard to come by.

By the way - did you realize that most kids have gone back to school by now?

Now is a good time to do things you don't want to do when the kids are around. :)

Around the time the kids are in second period - I should be totally involved in your suggestion!!!! :p

Suggestion boxes do not seem as common as they used to be.

Be good - or be better!

Better not shout; ya' better not cry; ya' better not pout, I'm telling you why ... Santa Claus is coming to town. :D

Town of my dreams is so far away

Away and out of sight.

Sight is an important sense.

Sense trouble and we tend to become more acutely aware of our surroundings.

Surroundings are important when making love.

Love is a powerful feeling.