What was the theme for the janitor's bachelor party?


Chips, dips and drips

Q: What the high school nerd party contains?


A: 5, 10, 20, 69

What positions does a quarterback call out when having sex?


Can i get fries with that

LOL STO really.

Q: What would you like with the shake?


A: A bush, a toad, and a load

What gets squished when gettin it on roughly in the woods?

Wind, blood and floss

Q: Name something breaking, something bleeding and something teething?

A: Lillith's Whip

What is a deadly weapon/sex toy?


winnie the pooh

who's in her honey pot


And it was sooooo good

What did the masochist say when he unplugged his fingers from the socket?

Pills made of garlic, valium, cocaine and grilled spider skin.

What is Larry Flynt's vitamin pill.

Cucumber, lube, handcuffs and rope.

What do you need for ladies night out?

Chicken lips and pickled pigs feet

What is Yasser Arafat's facial moisturizer.

Wet panties.

What you end up with when you ring your lusty boyfriend

arsenic and old lace

What reminds you of that image of Granma you're trying to get out of your head!

Seventh inning stretch

What is when you pull it to hard?


5 down and 1 to go