#3 is the lie

1. I have to be at work at 6:00am tomorrow
2. I often sleep on the couch while watching TV.
3. I really tired of the neighbors letting their children stomp all over my head.

I'm guessing #3 is the lie.

1. I've lost over 50 pounds in the last year.
2. We've added two dogs to our two cats as pets.
3. I'm lucky to have a super wife.

DB, I KNOW #3 is a fact and believe #1 is true. :)


1. It's horny out in Cleveland today.
2. I'm stroking my dick to a montage of Pixie ladies from my library.
3. TT's avatar doesn't turn me on.




(I'm betting you'll get this one :wink: )

Number 3 has to be the fib. :boink:

1. I love deep-fried shrimp.
2. I love southern fried chicken.
3. I love turnips.

Goodness.....is #2 the lie?

1. I met Ted Nugent
2. I met Barack Obama
3. I met Susan Sarandon

Hoping #2 is lie.


1. I work on computers
2. I enjoy the female form
3. I am no longer alone

#3 perhaps?

1. I grew up in Africa
2. I have a sub
3. I watch TV every day

#2 is the lie?


1: No one loves me.

2: I was home sick.

3: I have a few movies.

Hoping #1 is the lie.


1. I program computers
2. I love housework
3. I enjoy theater

I figure #2 is the lie.

1: I have 3 kids
2:I have nothing planned for the weekend
3:I plan on getting the Avengers movie Tueday

Maybe #2?

1. I won a prize for my potato recipe

2. I make homemade donuts

3. I cook every night.

That is a tough one. Going with #3.

1. I'm living along right now.

2. Have over 800 movies.

3. I enjoy having someone else plan my weekends.

#3 is the lie.


1. I have an important meeting in November.
2. I dislike Saturday mornings.
3. I enjoy reading.

I'll pick #2


1. My daughter is here.

2. I have all my organs.


3.All my kids will be here Sunday.

#2 is the lie?

1. I "came out" recently.
2. I miss summer already.
3. I try to be optimistic.