What do hardcore dedicated fisters call a 55-gallon drum of Crisco?

Elbow deep

What the arm calls it when it's waxing philsophical.

Morning News

What is that first moment of recognition after a night of hard partying called?

Bed Wetter

What do you call someone who has to pull out just as he cums?


Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows

What do you call love's afterglow?

beer and pretzels

What's a euphemism for lubricant and trying new positions?


Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and Prince Charming

Who first coined the phrase "magic dust"?

dwarf or elves

What is it when just a little horniness will do do ya?

Finger lickin' good.

What is mutual masturbation?


Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake..........

What is the sick game I play?

Tittle tattle too

What did Y.A. do to his brothers and sisters when he was little.

Free at last.

What 3 words are MLK and OJ Simpson best know for?

prime meridian

What do you call the first climax?

Sky's the limit

To what distance can Superman shoot his load?

lick or stick

Why do you want warm metal dildos and not frozen ones?

Bakers Dozen