What is every man at Pixie's fantasy?


Happy, happy, Joy, joy!!

What does a stuttering guy say to his wife, Joy, when she asks if he's happy or sad?

Fore!

What's the best kind of play?


American Idol

What does a guy hope his wife/so calls him when she talks to her friends?

Rescue Ranger

What is my night in shining (star) armor?

handyman

what should every woman have?


chocolate drops

What is the opposite of a Vanilla Float?

Taco Kisses

What is Hersey's planning for it's Mexican market?

pearl necklace

What looks really sexy on a girls neck when she is laying down during sex...?

fish net stockings

What's the latest fashion fad for flounder?

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

What is something you can swear to?
(couldn't think of any thing clever)

"I swear, I swear I did not do it!!!!"

What did I say to my wife when she saw me drooling over Pixie pics?

Here he comes, to save the day!

Who is Mighty Mouse?

the excuse I gave for standing him up

What does the "E" on the gas gauge stand for?

Fourscore and seven ...

What is "how long has it been since I met a gentleman in person"?


A,B,C, and D