What would you need to do if your S/O became allergic to your current lube of choice?


Olives, pickles, and whipped cream

What are three condiments that go with Lixy's sardines and mustard?

Howdy Dowdy

What did I say when I saw dicksbro's new avatar?


Flubadub

What's the proper greeting for rubber duckies found floating in your bath water?

Fly the Friendly Skies

How do you join the Mile High Club?


Sitting in the morning sun

What's your favorite way to have her?

Manny, Moe and Jack.

Who were the Three Stooges before Larry and Curly were hired?




Green Eggs and Ham

What are the first clues breakfast won't be what you thought.

A chicken in every pot.

What's the preferred alternative to "Pot in every Chicken"?


Cumming avatars

What's one way to reach a visual completion.

Jumping beans

What is the new idenity that the Mexican Jumping Beans assumed after making it across the border in order to alude the INS?

Cheba!

What is the beginning of the word for the wookie in Star Wars...

You know Chebaca.


sugar and strawberrys

What are good toppings for waffles and oral sex?

peanut butter and jelly

What makes a woman who can't cook irresitable?

digital age

What is moving from vhs porn to DVD porn.

Lilith