What is the term for a member of a nomadic tribe of large bosom fearing men?

spermburper

What do you call a "protein upper?"

Koolaid

What is a dildo that has been placed in the 'fridge?

fingered by the mob.

What is group masturbation?

An Army of One.

What is battle fatigue?

What is a sailboat race without wind?

what is a good time to "make the boat rock"?


red hot disk

what when made of metal leaves a nasty welt and the stink of burning flesh?

Red hot poker

What is a pig on the rotisserie ... oh, you said poker not porker. Close enough. :D

For whom the bell tolls

Who is it that a bell fishes with??...Oh, you said tolls not trolls....er is that close enough?

Red Badge of Courage.

What did I get when I gave her what she wanted at that special time?

Dingleberry.

What grows on Dingle Trees?


Direct Deposit

What results from riding bareback?

Speed Zone Ahead

Jackrabbit pace will earn you this.

Splat!

What is the sound cum makes when hitting the wall, a body or something?

a little red light bulb that blinks...

How can you tell a truly fast prostitute?

Amtrak