What is a small penis called?

smooth and creamy

What is one of the varieties of penisbutter? (Peanut butter) smooth creamy chunky and extra chunky

Stubble Lick'en

What is a slang term for carpet munching?


stiff but flexible

How does your Girlfriend refer to your manhood when talking to her friends?



"Tastes Like Chicken"

the universal answer when one tries something new

"horny as hell"

What's the toad's signature? :D

Hopping mad.

What was peter rabbit when he found the Easter Bunny in his hutch doing the bunny bounce with his wife?

sodium vapor

What's the polite way to refer to the fishman's salty smell?

Two for one

What is the clinical expression for a hermaphrodite?

Thong Buster

What phrase do you use to call someone a fat ass at a church social?

Land of sky blue waters

What is a relection of the sky in a lake called?


coffee, tea, or me

What is a touch choice. Love my coffee.

What is Hawaiian Kona?

What do the islanders put their ice cream in?

ballet shoes

what is the last thing mistress crammed up the tu-tu wearing sissy boy's ass?

a slip, a pole and a rope

What makes for a sexy, Texan, cattle herding scarecrow?

Flatlander